in which I take an extended stay in youtube zen healing angel meditation chakra realignment purgatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFW-oIKTPHQ

her angel guides help her with her hat shopping & warn her when she's about to run out of toilet paper. new-agey people are so adorable sometimes imho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px_SFqpmBaI&feature=related

ambient

i think my catholicism thing has finally worn off and im more into new-agey stuff atm as a solution to consumable sense of spirituality

by thing i mean phase of course

anyway that youtube cuts it in half, needs to be heard in its 8 1/2 minute fullness

uh wrong thread but

ha, can't wait to hear the full 8 1/2 minute Aphex Twin remix of "crystal bowls, angels, and the heart chakra."

my protestantism wore off years ago, but the downside to being an atheist/materialist is that it's boring. I guess my fascination with new-agey folderol is a way of rebelling against both my Christian upbringing and my current non-belief, if that makes any sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as7CIZt3cuE

I try this from time to time, hoping it'll allow me to tap into my subconscious and write brilliant poetry with no discernible effort. no such luck yet. it helps to watch tv or otherwise distract yourself, and let the pen move across the page almost of its own accord. during my last "session," I ended up writing the phrase "get a stear" repeatedly. I don't know what a stear is and still haven't gotten one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzQeur_-Xgw

one of the cuetest videos on youtube, even though these Hicks people seem to have no idea what they're talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OfeSJ6r5tM

"earth: the insane asylum of the universe. that's what my spirit guide told me."

yeah i have a sketchbook full of mystic circles and "the universe is infinite" type shit from the last couple months

the universe is infinite, I know right? our souls are infinite. the universe is our souls. our souls is the universe.

in moments of boredom, I like to doodle ouroborouses. I'm not sure if they're mystic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I67H2v8nAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI1B1iqD8lU

healingpowerofthevibrationalinfinite

my protestantism wore off years ago, but the downside to being an atheist/materialist is that it's boring. I guess my fascination with new-agey folderol is a way of rebelling against both my Christian upbringing and my current non-belief, if that makes any sense.

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i totally get this, unreg. i think i am like a religious person that doesn't believe in god though. maybe i should get into this new age stuff ; )

*watches videos with interest*

maybe i eat some acid today.

i think the lady in the first video hung the blanket as a background to hide that she is a hoarder

yeah, i don't believe in god but i spent a v long time srsly considering joining a monastery last yr, and visiting it for plainsong mass etc

harbl you have a salmon-colored aura with fluorescent streaks. your solar plexus chakra is slightly misaligned, but don't worry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

^ have watched this like 10 times in the past month dunno why

pretty sure the first lady is filming from a maximum security jail cell, and the blanket is there to hide the k9 rottweilers.

ya better know it
ya better know it
and if you don't, you know
go...and learn it *heh*

nah, they don't get brand-name tissues in prison unless she's using kleeenex like "hoover"

also, tom cruise looks really like my driving instructor in that vid

briangavemeherpes (13 minutes ago) 0 Reply
Tom we know youre affiliated with CoS because they have youre gay confession. Its ok Come out, they cant hurt you if you just admit it

briangavemeherpes is very wise imho.

we are the authorities on getting people off drugs
we are the authorities on the mind
we are the authorities on improving conditions
criminon, we can rehabilitate criminals
way to happiness, we can bring peace and unite cultures

woulda been cool if he hadn't lied abt that coldsore tho

"its rough and tumble, and its wild and wooly, and its a blast"

lafffffffffffff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXw17LFEgBo

this woman is amazing but how the fuck does she know i'm not currently being mugged

she's totally right about bombs not falling on my house right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgBr1pt9r44

omg that is pure folk art