dumbest mohawk dude being a jerk at the coffee shop can he get any worse?

and i told her my dick.

i am just sitting here playing cafe world, baby.

he is still going but i knew it would just be way too much for one poll.

i am just sitting here playing cafe world, baby.

― tehresa, Sunday, January 24, 2010 7:55 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

^this

this fucking guy

btw, his GF has moved over to the couch and put on headphones/reading a graphic novel/ignoring him

this 'looks' like it could be 'fun'

http://www.zynga.com/images/games/gameBig_cafeworld.jpg

i will borrow a damn truck & go to home depot if i have to. that is how doable it is.

he just said "dude i got no furniture. what am i gonna do? say 'hey man, pull up a piece of carpet and have a seat, guest'. i can't do that."

I think maybe he should quit his important download and go get a job!

'that is how doable it is' may be my fave

can you plz sneak a pic of this dude?

doing it now. give me five.

http://blog.beliefnet.com/freshliving/high5.jpg

yeah 'that's how doable it is' should be a stock phrase in a down-homey kinda sitcom

"I am in the middle of a download" is getting slept on ITT

*burp* excuse me.

'even if i wanted to, i wouldn't'

self-control is so . . . sexy, dontuthink

this is as good as i could get because it was so obvious what i was doing.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2nrivk0.jpg

l-r: redneck, xavier who showed up later, GF on the couch

at what stage does someone asking you how you are 'get technical' this is an urgent question imo

haha

at what stage does "sort of down" = "technical"?

this guy is the rainmaker of display names i feel, t getting in on the the action early

'sort of down' is about as technical as i get on the phone tbh- 'hey is this helpdesk my computer is sort of down fyi tbh'

tbh tho

his name is sam. and he just revealed what his important download was.

"in about two minutes, i will have wall-e!"

shit i haven't even seen wall-e

overrated imo

dude fuck ppl using coffee shop wifi for lol hueg torrenting---that shit slows EVERYONE's connection down

so he can get worse!

not only is he an ass. he is slowing me down!!

couldn't you fuck with this guy's shit by unplugging the router for a minute

omg
2 sec before end of dl!

though i don't imagine he's the type that likes to watch the credits so

"in about two minutes, i will have wall-e!

maybe he was about to say wall-eye and got interrupted tho?

some new good ones:

"i aint even allowed to go to Bar Knoxville tonight anyway on behalf of no i.d."

"shut up your mouth because you already knew i was irish"

"i went out with a chick that was just like michelle in the 1st American Pie movie."

"me being from alabama has not one thing to do with this. it is just randomized what nots."

on behalf of no id!!!

randomized what nots!!!

shit this guy needs to post here

I am trying to get a good video clip.

maybe he already does ;)

nij are you working there or just documenting this for the sake of future generations

at the coffee shop? i worked here years ago. Now i just come here b/c it is next door to my house and has great coffee.

should *I* play cafe world on fb, y/n?

i think no.

i don't drink coffee and therefore don't understand these things sorry ;_;

so disappointed in u

"first time ever being at myrtle beach. young. dumb. i thought i was mr. badass who knew it all. tons of awesome hot chicks everywhere. i walked straight into a plexiglass window and knocked myself out."

this was said to me directly after he asked where i like to go for a drink:
"monday nights at shooters bar they have free pool. ask for bennie. you are a reasonably attractive woman so i think he will probably give you a free beer, too"

how long Lord must we wait for these vids & pics

omg you are making this up

xpost

I put up one pic. I am trying to get another one. The vids are not clear enough to tell what he is saying.

and what not

my friend tommy from HS says "and what not" all the time, in a v v thick minnesotan accent. thought it was a strictly MWern thing tbh

As my friend Kat and I were leaving the coffee shop tonight these dudes were standing outside smoking. Kat was getting her bike and he said "I used to ride a bike. I was really good at it. I could soak people with my super soaker from my bike. I was that good."

it was that doable

my high school (sc) friends lovvvved "and what not" but i always thought it was "and whatnot". "and what not" makes me think it should be padgett-themed or something.

Was he as much of a jerk to his girlfriend the next night? Because other than that (and the cigarettes) he seems like a lovable doof.

my friend tommy from HS says "and what not" all the time, in a v v thick minnesotan accent. thought it was a strictly MWern thing tbh

long-lost French buddy wd end many sentences with "and whatnot-whatnot"
was supremely chilled and friendly on every occasion I met him but apparently had reputation for repeatedly going wild and crazy in the moshpit at the metal club and getting thrown out
lonely internetter just thinkin baout whatnots

this thread = A+ btw

request thread title change to 'can he get any better?' tbh

Another thread that makes me wish there were an ilx hall of fame.

I heard them tell the barista they would be back at noon today and I am working from home so I feel drawn like a magnet to that place.

Was he as much of a jerk to his girlfriend the next night? Because other than that (and the cigarettes) he seems like a lovable doof.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, January 26, 2010

She was only with him for about ten minutes, so we didn't get to see his full array of rudeness for her. He was pretty chill last night, tbh. Just playing cafe world, baby.

This trio has become a permanent fixture at Java and the owners are very o.O about them always being around, but what can they do?

Today has awarded me these gems so far:

"Just chaps, dumbass. You don't have to say assless chaps. If they had an ass, they would be pants. Don't be a fucking idiot." <--- this are wise words, tbh

"I stayed with her through her pregnancy but then I had my own shit to do."

"Back it up. Back it UP! For starters - bad idea to mix Everclear and Aftershock. I don't play games with drinks. YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER"

this guy

what's the point of not playing games with drinks

OMG THE TITLE IS NOW SO APPROPRIATE. HE CAN GET WORSE. I actually felt like vomiting and crying when listening to this convo.

(on those who died in concentration camps):

"I have no remorse for those people. They had no real faith in their religion or they would have risen up and revolted and shit. They just let themselves die instead. Stupid."

"Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven."

"I mean, damn. Take a shower or something instead of just layin' there in the dirt."

"I had a family member die at Aushwitz. He fell of a guard tower."

okay no

pizza comment- i'm trying to link this to the auschwitz theme and just not getting it?

Jews were put into ovens in concentration camps

(although I did think they were already dead by that point? regardless, I think the important point here is that this guy is a major tool)

yeah i know the ovens, i just don't get the 'pizza' reference in any way shape or form.

guy jumped the shark here though.

ah ok just worked backwards, its a 'what's the difference' joke. niiice.

dumbest dude on the dumbest mohawk dude being a jerk at the coffee shop thread

"I had a family member die at Aushwitz. He fell of a guard tower."
"I had a family member die at Aushwitz. He fell of a guard tower."
"I had a family member die at Aushwitz. He fell of a guard tower."
"I had a family member die at Aushwitz. He fell of a guard tower."
"I had a family member die at Aushwitz. He fell of a guard tower."

^^^ like i can't tell if that's just snarky 'oooh if we're being naughty i may as well make a joke about how i'm RELATED to Nazis' or if the guy actually had a nazi guard relative

the rest of the exchange is despicable, of course, but that line out of context is actually kinda funny, in a vvv dark way. almost seems lifted from something.

it being a punchline would be in line with the rest of it.

its an old (bad) joke, isn't it? trying to think where i've heard it before.

lol @ me, I thought that was continuing the "railing against passivity" theme and that he had a Jewish ancestor who tried to storm a tower

I am finally at the age where I get really happy when I display stupid flashes of naivete because it means I'm not a total cynical bastard

ignorance of the game isn't a winning strategy mr perry ur off the team

pretty sure bernard manning used to tell this one iirc actually

I want to slug him.

suggest banned from coffee shop

Actually, my first reaction to reading Nijoli's post was to cast my eyes furiously about the screen for the appropriate button.

I wonder if he knows he's being noted down now so he's saying challop shit for lulz?

This guy is not that smart, Trayce.

Darn.

half-expecting him to say something about not being able to turn his face into a heart

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

aw. i am really glad "cafe world, baby" won.

i think there needs to be a runoff poll

"I told her my dick" wz robbed.

"I told her my dick" wz robbed <--- new user name?

Bwahaa =)

http://i50.tinypic.com/wakeoz.jpg

He just walked in with his dumb friend Xavier.

"i commenced to dry shaving because your razors suck. no water.no nothing. better than that shit you had."

he really is a negative nelly.

oh my god. he is playing cafe world STILL.

"i am just waiting on these tomatoes. done everything else i have to do today."

whats up? everything is up. what a stupid question.

sorry for the revives but i haven't seen these before these rule man

fuckin' cafe world

"if somebody sat down in 20 years they could not ever figure out my passcode"

ok i somehow never saw the bump with the holocaust jokes. omg