1. One of the openers at the stand up comedy night I went to tonight whose "routine" consisted of him doing shit karaoke with a box on his head for five fucking minutes.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)
2. That smug cunt out of Basement Jaxx with the glasses.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)
3. Sensitive ILX poster, "Ed".
4. Dave Eggers
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, eggers would get filled in
― pc user, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
King Boy goes to comedy nights?
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)
An old mate of mine was on the card. He lives in London and has been doing stand up there for a year, and he's in the ADL for a couple of weeks and doing a couple of gigs. So I felt dutybound to see him and his "Seaworld" joke.
Even if it meant I had to suffer through the main act - an IRISH comedian. For fuck's sake.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
What's the Seaworld joke?
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)
Apart from humans, the only other creatures that have sex for pleasure are dolphins.
Coincidentally, Louis Jagger has been banned from Seaworld.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)
I wonder if female dolphins ever participate in marches.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)
all manatees are sexual predators
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)
http://warnerkirby.blogs.com/spencerian/images/manatees_1.jpg
"Pssst... YOU GONNA GET RAPED"
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)
5. Roxy, for locking The Lex zing thread before it could shine!!
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)
not all of 'em can be hits, estie!
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)
"tough love"
I'm not into that kind of thing, roxy. I like to give my ladeez a sensual experience.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 07:29 (eighteen years ago)
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― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 10:22 (eighteen years ago)
THE MAN deleted it. I think they're racist. Or homophobic. We'll find out.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 10:28 (eighteen years ago)
6. JARVIK
― Abbott, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
7. Some fucking jerk
8. christgau
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)
9. bloggers
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)
10. Elrubio Durazo
― jergïns, Thursday, 20 December 2007 08:47 (eighteen years ago)
11. Captain Morgan
― jergïns, Thursday, 20 December 2007 08:56 (eighteen years ago)
12. Sam Ash
― jergïns, Thursday, 20 December 2007 09:08 (eighteen years ago)
13. Nick Cave 14. Anyone who listens to Nick Cave
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)
15 & 16. Paul O'Grady's dogs
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 22 December 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)