Classic Morrissey Zings

Not everybody is absolutely stupid. Why on earth would I be racist, what would I be trying to achieve?

Rave is the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

My opinion is that Craig Gannon didn't really win because... he's still Craig Gannon.

Mark E. Smith despises me and has said hateful things about me, all untrue. Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Rave is the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

-- King Boy Pato, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 10:32 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^real talk

Craig Gannon zing ftw, mind you.

Fuck, I wish I could find that interview where La Moz compared Green Gartside to Deanna Durbin. Unless it's an urban myth that the NME has made up at my expense.

i wish you could find the will to refrain from starting shitty threads.

Fuck off you racist shitbag.

What's wrong with Deanna Durbin?

morelike Deanus Dustbin

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Rave is the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

-- King Boy Pato, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 10:32 AM

b-b-b-but simon reynolds said it was good

Simon Reynolds sez the only good music in 1985 were The Smiths and Prince. And Moz hated Prince!

then he done a pill innit

mega feeling

mega dik

There are indeed worse groups than Modern Romance. But can anyone seriously think of one?

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

Oasis are very tame to me. At a time when they have the spotlight of the world on them, they should have made the most revolutionary, creative record and instead it's practically awful. For a song which is trying so hard to create hooks, it doesn't really have any. God bless Noel; I'm sure he'll always have a spot on 'Bob's Full House', but I search for something with more bite and rage.

So, when you see George W. Bush saying, “Can’t wait to cut that pig — cut into that pig tonight,” as he said on television recently, you just think, you idiot, you passé, useless, old-fashioned, redundant idiot.

Yeah, why was your thread about that on ILE?! That was a total 1p3 thread, Pato.

It was a Nu-1p3 thread and it doesn't belong in 1p3, not since you break heart!!

Also: it's the meme that will define 2008.

carry on, my wayward son

So, when you see George W. Bush saying, “Can’t wait to cut that pig — cut into that pig tonight,” as he said on television recently, you just think, you idiot, you passé, useless, old-fashioned, redundant idiot.

-- King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 00:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Clearly I anticipated that quote by nine years, then.

http://www.tiptopwebsite.com/photos3/thesmithsfile/3.JPG

Morrissey's mum was a cougar back in the day.

I fucked Phil's mom back in the day.

2/10

troll harder n00b