LOX POLL

this is so obvious and not even a question at all.

possibly dead rap group beats definitely dead fish

i flew up to chicago pretty much so i could eat free lox, so i think my vote is obv

i don't like salmon :-( pls do not ban me - I can't help it!

it's okay, as long as you vote for lox the rap group, everything is cool

there are no losers in this poll

~phew~

no joke, raw/cured salmon is maybe my fav food, but cooked salmon literally repulses me

OK wait. Confession. Have never actually tried lox because I just figured I wouldn't like it since I hate cooked salmon so much. Maybe I should give it a chance after all.

yeah it tastes nothing like cooked salmon! it's really rich, fatty amazing raw fish

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Oh wait this is the post I wanted to respond to!

no joke, raw/cured salmon is maybe my fav food, but cooked salmon literally repulses me

You are literally flung away from the table by its repellent force?

yeah lox doesnt taste much like cooked salmon--or really fish at all--i love cooked salmon--but lox is "n/l"--get that shit w/ some cream cheese and capers on an everything bagel--nothing could be righter in the world

You are literally flung away from the table by its repellent force?

― wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Monday, April 26, 2010 4:14 PM (1 minute ago) [IP: 206.34.120.2] Bookmark

yes!

the fish

with tomatoes, onions, capers and tofu cream cheese on an everything bagel.

ps - i live in new york and my life is awesome ttyl

but lox is "n/l"--get that shit w/ some cream cheese and capers on an everything bagel--nothing could be righter in the world

― max, Monday, April 26, 2010 4:15 PM (17 seconds ago) [IP: 24.185.105.107] Bookmark

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what the fuck is a tofu cream cheese

-30 calories iirc

i dont think there is any music in the world i would rather listen to than eat lox

get that shit w/ some cream cheese and capers on an everything bagel--nothing could be righter in the world

See I love all the other elements of this sandwich so I'm definitely going to have to try it. Will report back once I've done so.

tofu cream cheese is actually pretty good

what do u guys like--nova scotia is prob my fave--but ive been known to fuck w/ scottish on occasion

whoops LOL MODDING

i had some gravlax the other night, it was real

what the fuck is a tofu cream cheese

― nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 26, 2010 5:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

way healthier for you than a glob of regular cream cheese you fuckin savage and tastes just as good iirc. also, i'm lactose intolerant tbh

i just assumed it was shit because of the tofu element

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get that shit w/ some cream cheese and capers on an everything bagel--nothing could be righter in the world

― max, Monday, April 26, 2010 5:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

eating bagels is a big deal in montreal and apparently they're more tasty here than elsewhere, so i eat this like probably twice a month.

i just assumed it was shit because of the tofu element

― nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 26, 2010 5:21 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cant believe they made a clinically retarded person a 1p3 mod

hahaha

i had some gravlax the other night, it was real

― max, Monday, April 26, 2010 4:20 PM (7 minutes ago) [IP: 24.185.105.107] Bookmark

i didn't have the balls to eat this at brunch last weekend -- i don't think anyone there under the age of 75 touched the gravlax

You WNAT?? You went where there was gravlax and DIDN'T HAVE ANY??

because of gefilte fish i'm wary of fish that old jewish women eat!

also dude is like 1,000 miles from the nearest ocean

http://healthhabits.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bear-grylls-raw-fish.jpg

how j0rdan eats fish iirc

u_u

gravlax is the shiz

i thought gravlax was a scandinavian thing

what i don't fuck with is lutefisk.

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i deleted the post w/ samosa's ip, then i undeleted thinking i could just edit the post and take that part out, realized i couldn't & then deleted it again

i dont think there is any music in the world i would rather listen to than eat lox

― imma sb (samosa gibreel), Monday, April 26, 2010 5:18 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i never really though to compare these but yes, i agree wholeheartedly

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I have never heard of LOX fish. Looks like it is just smoked salmon?

"just"!

c'mon man

I love smoked salmon btw.

Maybe smoked salmon with some extra Jew magic is even better but i dunno.

O_O

we never ate them in my house growing up and they never really entered my diet at any other point

all i want right now is a bagel with some dam lox

get shit in my mouth dude

whoa

wish i knew what that post was about

I have cream cheese but no bagel and no lox. ;_;

this fancy nu-mediterranean restaurant my uncle works for serves balaklavas with smoked salmon & cream cheese on the inside

looks psycotic

lunch today--

'buttery garlic' bagel
cream cheese
nova scotia lox
red onion
tomato
black pepper

"Bagels never meant anything to me and never will" - The Reverend

right now i'm imagining snoop.gif but his head replaced by a bagel w/ lox

Naw, I like bagels just fine, I just v. rarely eat them.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

i had whitefish on my bagel today but i promise, tomorrow it is gonna be all about the lox.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

what i'm consuming right now

- pumpernickel bagel (baked fresh)
- cream cheese
- lox (a lot of it)
- sweet tea

fuck yeah.

i'm so happy i grew up in a family that appreciated lox. like, profoundly grateful.

i hit up russ and daughters this weekend

i'm jealous

http://shop.russanddaughters.com/store/department/70/Smoked-Cured-Salmon/

might start jerkin it tbh

omg this thread is pure porn

I need to thaw out one of the pkgs of gravlax I made

my moms bought this nova cream cheese spread and i'm trying hard not to eat it with just a spoon

have some lox in the house...had a lox bagel for breakfast, trying to resist having another one right now

motherfucker i am going to eat this shit asap

second one today

me irl

damn the guy at the bagel store must love me, that is a fucking lot of lox!

Yaay!!

so craving lox right now

we were just talking about lox cause theres a big SALE at the south knoxville kroger and we are overflowing with bagels here

omg

I wanna fuck my face with some bagels!

omg well use this ban to do so!!!

i've been working at a deli for the past six months and get free proscuito all the time and have been substituting it for lox in the lox bagel cream cheese equation. not as great but still real great

working at a deli seems like my ideal career, w/ the exception of meat slicers

the only time i actually cut myself on the meat slicer was when i tried to clean underneath the blade while it was still spinning

just had this. nova lox, tomatoes, onions, capers

yes

bad a pumpernickel bagel with lox, crmchz, tomato and onion today. the illest.

fuck

pumpernickel bagels are the best but no one around here seems to have them

lox, crmchs, tom, and onion are my favorite bagel combo, except on a buttery everything bagel from david's bagels (RIP???)

with tomatoes, onions, capers and tofu cream cheese on an everything bagel.

ps - i live in new york and my life is awesome ttyl

― eyes without afaik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, April 26, 2010 5:17 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what the fuck is a tofu cream cheese

― nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 26, 2010 5:17 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

-30 calories iirc

― max, Monday, April 26, 2010 5:17 PM (8 months ago)

lol

forgot capers, need those 2

capers of good hope

LOX BUMP

had a "lox platter" today at a jewish deli -- it was lots of fun, i was with my grandmother & no joke out of 80 ppl in the deli i was easily the youngest person in there by 30 years

LOX
CREAM CHEESE
RED ONION
TOMATO
BLACK PEPPER
EGG BAGEL

my man