8 simple rules for dating my teenage daugther

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The rules are:

Option	Votes
6. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.	3
2. You make her cry, I make you cry.	1
3. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.	1
4. Bring her home late, there's no next date.	1
5. If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you're sure not picking anything	1
8. Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.	1
1. Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.	0
7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.	0

― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)

Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.

calimari?

― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

thought this was a Canseco thread for a second tbh

― ksh, Monday, 3 May 2010 05:52 (fifteen years ago)

7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.

yeah, i'd like to see hyou try dad!!! what what!!

― sleepingbag, Monday, 3 May 2010 05:58 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 8 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

#5 is def a reasonable rule tbf, super rude

― sveltko (k3vin k.), Sunday, 9 May 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)

true

― la senora (surm), Sunday, 9 May 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

picked #2 cos it's the one i cocanuld see myself saying to my hypothetical daughter's hypothetical suitor

― №, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

uh. "the one i could see..."

― №, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

9. No one does more blow than me, get off my property

― party time! (Z S), Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

something about #5 speaks to my heart

― Nhex, Sunday, 9 May 2010 07:52 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 9 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

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