o fuck qwhat have i donr
jack and coke fucks u up
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)
yeah right
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/151/FATLIARDVD~Big-Fat-Liar-Posters.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)
You meant "otherwise engaged", right?
― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Friday, 21 December 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, FUCK. I just woke up.
And it happened. This cynicism is all 4-4-2 for what it's worth.
OK, I'm the worst person on earth and I'm going back to sleep for three days.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 21 December 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
dont worry dude, your first kiss is always weird
― max, Friday, 21 December 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
mmm forbidden donut
― electricsound, Saturday, 22 December 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)
imagine how she must be feeling.
― estela, Saturday, 22 December 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)
Hungover AND embarrassed!!
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 22 December 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)
haha i did this when i was 19 too.
― gr8080, Saturday, 22 December 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)
Who was he, gradski?
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 22 December 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)
That poor, poor woman :(.
― svend, Saturday, 22 December 2007 07:19 (eighteen years ago)
kissing
― Crêpe, Saturday, 22 December 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9683/121206twice7782m5nd1.jpg
― libcrypt, Thursday, 3 January 2008 23:54 (eighteen years ago)
bumped for making out w/ married girl on valentines day XD
― gr8080, Friday, 15 February 2008 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
Coug Boy Grado
― gershy, Friday, 15 February 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)
whatta dick
― chaki, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)
mega dik
― jergïns, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)
do u know the husband?
how many children do they have?
― binge, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
put a grenade in your mouth and spit out the pin
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
no it's cool it takes two to tango
not if she raped him
― binge, Saturday, 16 February 2008 00:46 (seventeen years ago)
^^
― omar little, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:02 (seventeen years ago)
knowing gradksi's taste in women i bet she did
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:36 (seventeen years ago)
UPDATE: the engaged woman I maded out with has moved to Sydney, leaving the fiancee behind in Adelaide. I don't think it's because of that but I have been become somewhat infamous in my housemate's cirle of female friends and told not to kiss any of them. We'll see about that.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:38 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.bradblog.com/Images/siren.gif
― gr8080, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:56 (seventeen years ago)
man i did this once. ruination is being a father figure to a hyperlexic autistic child and leaving them on death threat from a wack husband the girl hated. that would have been a straight life.
kissing is nasty, leave you chapped with worms
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:49 (seventeen years ago)
http://hidebehind.com/img/EA/EABD4E.gif
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
UPDATE: erm, as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn by the girl i pulled and a boy who was also in the room, who wanted to see my knob in a fully erect state. alas, i had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%) and the full glory was spared. there were 3 boys and 3 girls in the room, all 3 boys and 1 of the girls were fully naked, and the other 2 girls were only wearing knickers. the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest, the 2 remaining girls (whose idea it was) watching intently as we strived to bring ourselves to climax. it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three. throughout, i was made up in lipstick, rouge and a headband, and when i had been wearing clothes it had been drag. one of those ordinary student nights, then...
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 17 February 2008 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
Thanks, Louis.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 17 February 2008 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
uze sick
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:39 (seventeen years ago)
it's like if u actually kiss a girl u got tu trust her
american drunkyard
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)
eating 4 cancer
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)
uh
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:44 (seventeen years ago)
rip
ttyih
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:45 (seventeen years ago)
"talk to you in hell"?
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:53 (seventeen years ago)
two times you include hair
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 December 2008 09:06 (seventeen years ago)
― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 December 2008 09:20 (seventeen years ago)
(pashing)
― harbl, Monday, 8 December 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)
― Animal Collector (The Reverend), Monday, 8 December 2008 13:38 (seventeen years ago)
kissoing
― 'Mabus' from the hilarious Nostradamus prophecies (Batty), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)
― estela, Friday, December 21, 2007 7:35 PM (11 months ago)
― craig sager (eman), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, February 17, 2008 3:38 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)
talk about the pashing
― velko, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)
pashing of the christ
― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Monday, 8 December 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)
classic thread
― deej, Monday, 8 December 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
― Arms, Sunday, February 17, 2008 4:49 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
maded out with
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 December 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:53 (seventeen years ago)
― you brought me home to this funky house (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:54 (seventeen years ago)
I've had sex with two married girls... Though in both cases the marriage was effectively over, if still technically valid, so I don't feel like a big sinner.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)
i'd like to know what would make you feel like a sinner
― goole, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)
church
― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)
Adultery in front of a baby? ;)
― a serviceable substitute for wit (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:31 (seventeen years ago)
yeah, what is the ethical stance on having sex with someone else's pregnant wife
― country matters, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)
i take back my statement
― goole, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)
Though in both cases the marriage was effectively over
oh, the lies those finnish women playas tell a dood.....
― darraghmac, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)
i've had sex with three married girls
― harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)
ya but they weren't finns
― darraghmac, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)
but their marriage was!!!
― beyonc'e (max), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)
I'm not impressed unless all 3 were at the same time.
― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)
harbl r u a man named Harpal?
― 'Mabus' from the hilarious Nostradamus prophecies (Batty), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
yes
― harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)
nol @ not knowing not to do it with mothers while denouncing kissing
― ἰῶτα (usic), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)
nod out loud
― beyonc'e (max), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)
hey what do you know, max is on fire
― Millennium Ducats (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)
the only person i've ever heard say "pashing" out loud is kenneth chu
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 07:48 (seventeen years ago)
only person i've ever heard saying "hi ned" out loud
― o_O (ken c), Friday, 12 December 2008 08:02 (seventeen years ago)
hahahahahaha
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 08:04 (seventeen years ago)
― I get more stanton props than bruce willis (The Reverend), Sunday, 15 March 2009 07:32 (sixteen years ago)
― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 March 2009 09:19 (sixteen years ago)
sorry i ruined our engagement and kissed a gay australian
― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 March 2009 09:43 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, you wish I was!!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 March 2009 12:31 (sixteen years ago)
hi-qual first post imo
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 15 March 2009 13:36 (sixteen years ago)
this entire thread is awesome
― ridin down the yellow brick road in the yellow 6-4 (deej), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:51 (sixteen years ago)
http://i.pbase.com/u37/reverendtmac/upload/23797831.beeeer.jpg
^^^^ american drunkyard, if google recalls correctly
― velko, Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)
man you straights and your mongamy. lol.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)
mongrelmy
― Dandy Don Draper (sic), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)
can you imagine the engaged womamns' fiance furiously demanding to know who his rival is and then finding out.
― estela, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 04:01 (sixteen years ago)
"Who was that caped man, anyway?"
― i got nothin (deej), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
lol
― on a top secret challops mission in contraristan (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/zorro.jpg
L-R: engaged woman, Exteban Buttez
― on a top secret challops mission in contraristan (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
― velko, Monday, 5 April 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
― The Reverend, Monday, 5 April 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
i got a friendly kiss on the lips from a married girl a few hours after meeting her last weekend.
― gr8080
― buzza, Friday, 27 August 2010 06:55 (fifteen years ago)
^^knew that was coming
― gr8080, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://forums.govteen.com/boys-puberty/230257-ejaculation-pashing.html
― wakefield, eh? me too! hahahaha (buzza), Friday, 23 November 2012 05:33 (thirteen years ago)
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