The 3 Faces of the Masturbator

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From this amazingly informative and educational article: http://christwire.org/index.php?s=chronic+masturbator (thanks Tracer Hand)

you decide:

Poll Results

Option	Votes
smug	12
nervous	2
guilty	0

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 10:46 (fourteen years ago)

Hmmmm. Including the picture might help.

http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab18/expatrica2/1824nr.jpg

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

I think Nervous is in fear of being struck by another's jet.

― i am giving you the viking of compliments (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

'Smug' is the one who just masturbated onto your pillow

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

can't believe you're not polling this instead:

http://i44.tinypic.com/205quxk.jpg

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 11:47 (fourteen years ago)

In extreme cases, it has been known to lead to such dire scenarios as retarded ejaculation,

lol ok

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:07 (fourteen years ago)

It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand

i think we could've used a better choice of words here?

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:08 (fourteen years ago)

Despite the warnings of doctors and religious scholars, masturbation still remains very popular in America.

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:08 (fourteen years ago)

One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear.

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:09 (fourteen years ago)

lol@horny Duran Duran fan

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

btw pretty sure the whole site is a pisstake guys

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab18/expatrica2/1824nr.jpg

___Nervous____Guilty____Jagger___

― Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

Labour - Liberal - Conservative

― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

smuggy potter

― Black IP's (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

smegma potter

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

fake

― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

btw pretty sure the whole site is a pisstake guys

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 8:12 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

Yeah but I don't think it really matters tbh.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.celtnet.org.uk/images/lugus2.gif

― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://costumenetwork.com/albums/63/cerberus.jpg

― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

nevermind the angry, exhausted expression and post-climax pink hue to skin. the triple dog harbl breath would be a dead giveaway as soon as that thing walked in the room.

― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

misread this as "3 Faces of the Moderator" at first, voted "nervous"

― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 14 May 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

Guilty looks like that dad_clown_porn.gif

― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 14 May 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

GIS: About 122,000 results (0.15 seconds)
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/46750-5/Clown_daddy_Kelly.gif

― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 14 May 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

well there goes my sleep cycle for the next few months

― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Friday, 14 May 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 14 May 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

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