Welp, ever since the POKER NIGHT (see associated thread), I have become something of a poker expert. It's true, I'm now ranked 716th on the Australian Poker Circuit and RISING FAST. Soon I'll have more bracelets on my arm than Madonna in the 1980s.
Now I know a lot of you get bad beats (not me, a poker master NEVER gets a bad beat) and you're looking at me in my aviator sunglasses and praying "Hammer, please don't hurt 'em too hard". In these cases, you need ADVICE. The ADVICE that the bigwigs don't wanna give ya. But I'm King Boy Pato and I'll make an exception for my 1p3 bros so ask away for tips!
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 27 December 2007 13:33 (seventeen years ago)
6 person table, A 5 offsuit, some idiot raises, fold or no?
― sunny successor, Thursday, 27 December 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago)
same question as above but with A 4
― ken c, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago)
Don't fold in either case because the guy raising is a CHUMP and all CHUMPS are good for is increasing your CHIP POT which means MONEY to buy KETTLE CHIPS which are good for SNACKING or ENTERTAINING.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
is deliberately getting a reputation for bluffing then not bluffing a good short term strategy?
― sunny successor, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago)
I fucked the girlfriend of a guy who was away playing at the WSOP. Should I be proud of this?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago)
No because that ain't gonna confuse 'em, they're gonna see through your flimsy facade and WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM. Once you get a Bad Beat (not that I have ever seen one), yo' ass is grass and smoked on a boat.
What ya gotta do is confuse yourself which will confuse everyone else and they'll be all confused too with the double guessing they'll be doin'. You'll just be confused but not double guessing it so money money yeah yeah yeah!!
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago)
How fat was she??
which WSOP accessories are lame and which are golden?
suggested list:
sunglasses wacky eye sunglasses headphones card protectors 10 gallon hat
― sunny successor, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago)
sunglasses = avaiator or oakey only thank u wacky eye sunglasses = no way lamewad headphones = only for CHUMPS who should be watching the CRICKET on the OUTER card protectors = for sissy fag boys ONLY 10 gallon hat = A+ top solid gold ace
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago)
is a cautious, conservative strategy the best? should i fold most of the time? i hear this a lot.
are wayfarers ok instead of aviators?
― pc user, Thursday, 27 December 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago)
KBP OTM here, though I do check sometimes with a pair of Aces which could be construed as bluffing.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 27 December 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago)
what is the best flavor of kettle chips?
― gr8080, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago)
The only way to play is the King Boy Pato way which is TIGHT AGGRESSIVE mixed up in its area with SLOW PLAYING and WEEDING OUT THE CHUMPS (OR CHUMPETTES IF YOU BE PLAYING STRIP POKER)
hell yah
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:36 (seventeen years ago)
hot chip (teh band)