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Got this email (subj line = title of thread) and was so glad I read it.

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Option	Votes
I am an Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sam's Club.	3
I would be more then happy to give you POUNDS of this stuff.	3
I would also buy most of my own food and keep my showers short as possible.	3
I am also a Talent involved with Modeling I would also be more then happy to submit some of my work.	2
Thanks for reading my message and I hope to hear from you real soon.	1
I am a Very eas going, Priorities First type of person. I have been in this line of work for about 6 years now.	1
This is a big Shot in the Dark, but I will just cut to the chase.	0
Sincerely, Shane Bent0n ;~)	0
Please feel free to give me a call * * ****	0
I would be more then happy to submit my drivers license, References, ect.	0
I will be in you're area next Tues or wed for about 2 weeks and am VERY low on funds and am not sure I will be able to	0
Its all Very high quality and our chocolate is European.	0
Along with Chocolate covered versions with chocolate covered Sunflower seeds, Chocolate covered Espresso beans, Cajun M	0
The product I sell and Market is the German roasted Cinnamon Pecans, Almonds and Cashews.	0
PS if you are not able to host could you perhaps direct a few people would would be willing to do so.	0

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.couchsurfing.us.s3.amazonaws.com/6ATT8BP/3644739_m_8c83f040c58279de789052266887eafb.jpg

(^accompanying photo)

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

a Road Show exclusive to Sam's Club

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

i know. involving...nuts?!?!?

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

"POUNDS of this stuff" is where the desperation becomes truly palpable.

― kkvgz, Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

he seems really presumptuous and crazy! i imagine him showing up with loads of luggage, like a rolling wardrobe type of situation. "VERY low on funds"

haha

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

oops, one of those cut off lines ends: Cajun Mix Nuts
the other ends: not sure I will be able to afford a hotel

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

Is this some random spam email or...!?

― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

;~);~);~);~);~);~);~)

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

german roasted cinnamon pecans? european chocolates? Very eas going? i am totally down with this scam/spam

― sleepingbag, Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

it was from a travel community website thing that im a member of

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

I am also a Talent involved with Modeling I would also be more then happy to submit some of my work.

^ this sort of sets off alarm bells dont it

― If Airplanes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

it did, but no...HE'S the model

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

Its all Very high quality and our chocolate is European.

this is poetry

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

I am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sam's Club

― los blue jeans, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

irl etc

― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 06:09 (fourteen years ago)

jordan otm

― kellspolaris (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

sounds like a rap lyric lost in translation

― kellspolaris (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 06:34 (fourteen years ago)

totally

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

MOST of his own food

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that caught my eye but then i'm a famed cheapskate, so it would.

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

i am glad i saw this in time to vote. when should i expect him in our home?

― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

i really wanted him to stay @ andy's

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

chocolate covered Sunflower seeds is the new hint of lime corn chips imo

― Hipstamatic Priest (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

I can't wait for results.

― I am an Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sam (Nijoli), Thursday, 30 September 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

ANd I am show boating my new screen name...

― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Thursday, 30 September 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

Who

― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 September 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

tell him to stay at the frat house

― world class wrecking (crüt), Thursday, 30 September 2010 05:56 (fourteen years ago)

"Who" is so funny

― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 30 September 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

Who

― dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

haw. i can't believe we didn't take advantage of this man's offer, tbh.

― Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Saturday, 12 February 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

i mean, he had POUNDS of that stuff.

― Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Saturday, 12 February 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

we wanted him to stay at TPL iirc

― dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

Ha! I forgot that part.

― Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Sunday, 13 February 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

VERY low on funds

― dark link (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 February 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

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