home-fashioned cat fashions

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got bernard an infant's denim jacket so i could cut the sleeves off and make him a thrash vest

now

should the patches be actual bands, or should i individually print them to say stuff he actually likes, i.e. a "whisker lickens" back patch?

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

omg

soon to be major motion picture starring john wayne (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

andy and i have his n' hers buttons that say "smoke fuckin' weed" (his) and "drink fuckin' whiskey" (mine)

obv bernard needs a tiny button that says "eat fuckin' catnip"

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

yes yes yes

soon to be major motion picture starring john wayne (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

ilu roxy! you'd better be planning on posting pictures of said jacket once finished.

master of retardment (ENBB), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

there will be no place safe from pictures once its finished

see, of bands bernard has ever expressed an interest in, there is only rotting christ and DRI

rotting christ because he seriously takes an interest in dude's voice, probably cause it kind of sounds like a voice i make when im talking to him sometimes. a gremlin-like voice. he rubs up against the computer when some rotting christ songs are playing. also, he has jumped up and pressed a button the keyboard TWICE in his life to play DRI's "human waste". the first time this happened i nearly died laughing, but the second time was way too much. he must just like the song. so anyway, that would be the two bands on the jacket if i go with that idea. a normal size human patch would be a back patch on him!!!

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

Bernard is the King of Kats <3

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 08:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LbEOZqOqjYs/SK8GWSOio2I/AAAAAAAADEc/3UCYerBRH10/s400/tomkitten01.jpg

oh, winklevoss (crüt), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 08:09 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sure bernard is happy enough as he is, and that there probably exists a tumblr of unhappily dressed cats

journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

bernard hates to wear hats and anything with sleeves

anything sleeveless he doesnt give a fuck

he has a cabled sleeveless sweater that he actually likes to wear

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

I predict this thread comes under siege imminently

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://oi52.tinypic.com/2dhuqna.jpg

zvookster, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

this is the fucking greatest

the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

I cannot wait to see this!

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

should the patches be actual bands, or should i individually print them to say stuff he actually likes, i.e. a "whisker lickens" back patch?

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, October 4, 2010 9:11 PM

both

am0n, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

youre totally right

gonna rip the sleeves off this thing and get to studdin'

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

i have never tried to dress my cat

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

you havent lived

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

he has though

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

ummm... SHE.

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

I once tied a bow around my cat's head and it just ran in circles until I felt bad for it

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

r u sure that wasnt u

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

it has been well documented on these forums that I have a hard time tying anything around my head

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

they dont want anything on their head ever in my experience

although i did have one cat (pagoda) that would purr and almost smile when you put anything on his head

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

he loved wearing hats

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

he had a pith helmet

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

I just ran into the other room to see what my cats were doing

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

do a gis for ~cat fashion~ and dismay for the world

journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

be dismayed for, even

journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

update: the jacket was a little too big for bernard and while he didn't really care abt wearing it bc it is loose fitting and has no sleeves (doi!!) it kinda dragged the ground and made him look square

looking for new infant jacket

nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)


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