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I appreciate that I've never read anyone saying "Haw!" outside of Jack Chick (and parodies thereof), Harvey Comics, and 1p3!

apparently you've never been on xtube

Do people haw there?!

so many comments

Adult DVD Talk Forums= goldmine

blood in scenes
Did it ever occur that some girls got to bleed after a rough scene? If so, in what movie?? Who?? etc

I HATE it when the girl looks back at the camera.
PLEASE STOP IT!!! its sooo fucking unnatural. Whats the point?

Condom use in Desperate Mothers & Wives 8?
I just checked the boxcover of Desperate Mothers & Wives 8 (Evasive Angles) released a couple of days ago and on the boxcovers I think it shows a...

Oh my god I wish I were a different person and didn't care about anything, anything and could just be a total fuckwad, but no amt. of alcohol seems to do the trick. I don't understand stuff.

I mean, don't get me wrong, obv. I hate women as much as the next person, and think they should be jailed and stuff, but still this kinda thing makes me "{"

It makes you bracket?!!?

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Haha, I saw that Pirates movie!!

yeah, i'm bracketing heart and soul

Oh my god I wish I were a different person and didn't care about anything, anything and could just be a total fuckwadnt

dell u gotta quit posting drunk

cuz ya stink at it

http://members.aol.com/vmelo1/raw/has.jpg

I think roxy's drunk posting here isn't too bad!

dell u gotta quit posting drunk

cuz ya stink at it

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i know from experience

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Put the comments in quotation marks and input into Google

i didnt even know iniesta was sick

AWESOME FIND 10/10

sorry, i mean

Damn...that boobs

http://i.imgur.com/D3iLLOu.png

is it just that inarticulate illiterate ppl comment on these things or do otherwise intelligent ppl just write garbage when commenting on porn?

well i mean who quotes verse at the point of ejaculation tbf

A lot of people I'd imagine

if that's what they're concentrating on then the hell with em i say

well i mean who quotes verse at the point of ejaculation tbf

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Thursday, November 7, 2013 3:44 PM (55 seconds ago)

this is a set up right?

Or, seems like it could be a thing. A lot of these comments are probably written by non-native english spkrs hence the grammatical errors

xpost

i think probably some of both. people consciously adopt different styles depending on the website. i know that when i'm on youtube and i'm compelled to comment, i'm just going to go full st00pid

If you're signed into gmail your comments are searchable though. Once someone emailed me and mentioned theyd read my youtube comments

well i mean who quotes verse at the point of ejaculation tbf

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Thursday, November 7, 2013 3:44 PM (55 seconds ago)

this is a set up right?

― sarahell,

lol well ok aside from lj

is it just that inarticulate illiterate ppl comment on these things or do otherwise intelligent ppl just write garbage when commenting on porn?

― sarahell, Thursday, November 7, 2013 6:40 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

How did you feel today when you went on the internet for the first time ever

personally i was very surprised and i know that i'm going to be a lot more time on the internet

i am going to be a lot more time

brb, gotta go to youporn and submit that one

would like that tumblr a lot more if they expanded past the dude on computer stock photos

I feel like the comments would be mostly be funnier without the stock photos, the photos just seem like overkill.

This photo works though

http://24.media.tumblr.com/510e5b8c1bff173f3df422bbe8c60610/tumblr_mvpemhF1bl1sm2o07o1_1280.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/10382c404946e5fdc92fee5f3994c77d/tumblr_mvenku76Cg1sm2o07o1_500.png

many of these are inspired

not necessarily divinely

depends on how you interpret the divine