http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Man-Covering-Ears.jpg
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:33 (fourteen years ago)
http://agileamber.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/la-fortuna-waterfall-costa-rica-21.jpg
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:34 (fourteen years ago)
guys have considered sitting down to pee and unanimously rejected the idea. next thread.
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/2009/06/this-makes-sense-japanese-pee-silencer-stool-thingy/
― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:51 (fourteen years ago)
"next thread"
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:53 (fourteen years ago)
http://i51.tinypic.com/mw2s83.png
― StanM, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 08:45 (fourteen years ago)
I always thought, when I was v little & sharing a hotel room w/my family, that the sound of my dad peeing was the loudest, scariest, wrongest sound.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago)
he shd probably have used the toilet eh?
― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:14 (fourteen years ago)
A colleague at an office where I used to work would sing 'By The Rivers of Babylon' by Boney M whenever he heard me taking a slash.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:15 (fourteen years ago)
This is one way you can tell if a lady is squatting or sitting btw.
Also pee sitter Tuomas to thread.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:22 (fourteen years ago)
I try to avoid being noisy tbh.
― lookin qwyte (crüt), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago)
The usual method is 'aim above the waterline', but then there's the danger that you'll pee over the back of the bowl.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:26 (fourteen years ago)
I had to do this the other day because I was on a bus, where it would have really been impossible/messy to try it the normal way. It took forever! It's like when a garden hose gets a kink in it.
― people for the slutty/common/american way (kkvgz), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
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― erin brokovich (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:18 (fourteen years ago)
right
Throw some toilet paper in first, pee while it's still floating = less lady-waking sounds
― StanM, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago)
but then you get splashs
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago)
Crumple the paper before throwing.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago)
SINK. No one has to know.
― erin brokovich (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:47 (fourteen years ago)
if there was ever a time for a "deal with it" gif, this would be it
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
this is how we deal with it
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
splatter is a much bigger concern than noise iirc
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splash_damage
worst part of being tall iirc ^^^
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
Last time I checked this was still America so no
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago)
if i sit down the tip gets wet
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
Was going to post clip to "I sit down when I pee" from Tim & Eric but fuck finding any on YT, whats with that.
― manic pixie dream girl phenomenon (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago)
if I ever come to your house I'm bringing a stepladder into the bathroom with me. fuck you
― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:09 (fourteen years ago)
how's the poop shelf affect this? I cant remember
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago)
in The Last Emperor, the prison governor tells dude to aim to the side of the bucket so as not to disturb the sleep of the inmates.
― zvookster, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago)
hard lol @ S-
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:50 (fourteen years ago)
people talk about peeing sitting down as if it's a matter of choice. but what about those moments when a man sits down by necessity to avoid pooping all over the damn floor the moment he relaxes his bladder? I treasure those moments.
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
wait. waht?
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
What about the combo sound of pee and a satisfied groan
― john jjjusten jingleheimer smh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
well i mean i can see where it could be a thing but jeez
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
just sayin, no man is so manly that he pees standing up 100% of the time. it's inevitable that a couple times a week u will have to pee and poop at the same time, and that's when nature ordains you to sit.
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
a week?
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago)
http://i53.tinypic.com/692ukl.png
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago)
i poo standing
― am0n, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
http://jpfarrell.net/images/misc/pow/serie_plop.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.missingsweden.com/images/products/Candy/Chocolate/cloetta-plopp66g.gif
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago)
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― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 9:09 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark
i love these two posts so much i just looked this thread up to laugh at them again
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
I never saw this the first time around. a+
Also you OTM - SO LOUD.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
― ENBB, Tuesday, December 7, 2010 6:22 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)
wait - I posted in it the first time around. NM.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)
lol - i know! It's just that I thought I would have remembered a title this good.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/wdyll/southpaw_sasha.jpg
― blud money (sic), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 12:31 (fourteen years ago)