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cream rinse

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

crêpe de Chine

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

damask

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

"Should we use the good silver?"

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

"That color is very becoming."

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

"Well I do declare."

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

shan't

― Chris S, Friday, 14 October 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

mightn't

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

everso

― Chris S, Friday, 14 October 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

"Ha'y'all doin' babygirl?"

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

oh, my

― Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Friday, 14 October 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

crêpe de Chine

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

it was her time

― tehresa, Friday, 14 October 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

my friend's old aunt said to her:

'dear, i can't understand why you're so upset, he's only your husband after all.'

― estela, Friday, 14 October 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

That ties in interestingly to that Single Ladies article! Always topical, our estela.

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

"bless your heart"

― corey, Friday, 14 October 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

chamomile

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

"a-tall" (i.e. "at all")

― corey, Friday, 14 October 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

my word

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

won't you?

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

that furniture is chintzy.

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

more tea, vicar?

― Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Friday, 14 October 2011 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

"a lady reveals nothing"

― Chris S, Friday, 14 October 2011 08:27 (fourteen years ago)

Ladies pinch, whores use rouge!

― Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Friday, 14 October 2011 08:32 (fourteen years ago)

I'm practically perfect in every way

― Chris S, Friday, 14 October 2011 08:38 (fourteen years ago)

"I'm just tickled"

― corey, Friday, 14 October 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

"a mell of a hess."

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

"I says to her, I says"

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

"Isn't that just ducky."

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

Have we had "peachy" yet? Peachy, or even "peachy keen."

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

gracious!

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

My goodness.

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

Isn't that precious?

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

Awwwwww, honey.

(I have a friend who says this to me sometimes and I hate it. I am not a child or an animal or someone who needs to hear awwww honey)

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

"Come on in, I'll make tea."

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

Would you be so kind as to ____?

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

Kindly refrain from _____?

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

Well, I never.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks ever so.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, Ralph, you're such a cad! *titters*

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

incorrigible

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

Lavatory

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

We simply can't talk you anywhere, can we?

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

linens

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

I say, do thrust a bit more vigorously

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

pocketbook

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

"There, there, petal"

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

"This is why we can't have nice things."

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

Where's my billfold

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

I heard a tourist mom on Canal St this morning talking to her kid about "the bus ride from H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks."

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

"Spit on my handkerchief."

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

handkerchief

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

Where's my billfold

Oh come on, men say this all the time

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

Faites un croquis de moi commes vous faites avec vos grivoises

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

commes? Superfluous 's', alas

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

commes? Superfluous 's', alas

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

alas

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

how kind of you to let me come

― surm, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

'at's no lighdee, 'at's micuw white.

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

unmentionables

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

foundation garments

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

milliners

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

luncheon

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

delicate constitution

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

bath salts.

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

well, I mean.

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

déclassé

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

droll

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

how is your family

― surm, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

Fancy seeing you here!

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

quite, quite impossible.

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

Simply unheard of

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

But really I find Design Within Reach furniture a bit kitsch, don't you?

― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

macramé

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

appliqué

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

découpage

― (╯° □≗)╯︵ ┻━ןɐıɔǝds━ʇɥbıן━pǝɹ━┻ (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

chaise longue

― Parker Posey as herself dancing to house music in NYC in 1995 (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 October 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

décolletage

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 24 October 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

the antimacassar is askew

― you don't exist in the database (woof), Monday, 24 October 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

I really can't get used to the hair

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 October 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

I can't figure this out

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 October 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

fresh tulips

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 October 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

I'm sure I don't know what you mean

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 October 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

thanks much!

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 October 2012 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

may I trouble you for a glass of water?

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 October 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

crêpe de Chine

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 October 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

"lunch" as a verb
"summer" as a verb
"dine"

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

petit fours

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

risque

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

that hardly seems appropriate

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

I find him to be such a bore

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

dreadful

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

shan't

musn't

ought not

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

goodnight, hon.

― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 05:43 (thirteen years ago)

This year went by so fast!

― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 05:44 (thirteen years ago)

Can you BELIEVE it's Thanksgiving already?

― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 05:44 (thirteen years ago)

How do I get on the freeway from here?

― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 05:46 (thirteen years ago)

timeless

― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 05:48 (thirteen years ago)

luncheonette

― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 05:48 (thirteen years ago)

sinful

― crüt, Thursday, 22 November 2012 06:56 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

― goya cézanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 November 2012 07:02 (thirteen years ago)


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