Banged your little sausages

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AND NOW YOU ARE MAD AS FUCK

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:13 (thirteen years ago)

why do EDGES of solid objects
and ALCOHOL
and TIOES
exist in the same universe?

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:14 (thirteen years ago)

the only thing that takes off is saying you banged your little sausages
but your little sausages still remember that shit the next day GPF

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:14 (thirteen years ago)

TIOES do not exist in this universe i am quite certain

ciderpress, Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:44 (thirteen years ago)

Took me some time to realise u meant you banged yr toes (rite?)

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:49 (thirteen years ago)

I swear i have a permanently sore toe from dropping something heavy on it once :(

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/5/snausages128519321139062500.jpg

Chris S, Sunday, 4 March 2012 08:01 (thirteen years ago)

my toes have been through a lot. god bless em.

Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 13:03 (thirteen years ago)

It took me a good couple minutes to figure out what you meant by sausages!

I did this last night btw and it sucked.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

Why I'm not allowed to not wear shoes.

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man I think my little sausage is totally fucked up, namely the "this little piggy had none" one. How do you tell if you broke your toe?

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

It's starting to turn quite a robust purple.

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

if you can grab the toe and bend it without screaming it's not broken

the late great, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

Ok,!

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

thought this had something to do with bangers and mash

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 4 March 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT I JUST DID THIS OW OW :( Stupid gorram plastic recycling box.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 09:54 (thirteen years ago)

The worst thing of all is Im not even drunk so I have nothing to blame but my utter klutzism.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 09:55 (thirteen years ago)

i thought i broke my little toe once and it turned purple/black for a while but it wasn't broken apparently, however whenever i swim i can (or imagine i can) feel it sort of flapping separately to the rest of my toes

jabba hands, Monday, 5 March 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

thread title is so lewd

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:15 (thirteen years ago)

aren't bangers a kind of sausage? as in "bangers and mash", the thing professor brown cooks up at the end of bedknobs and broomsticks?
i thought thread title was some double transatlantic sausage pun.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:23 (thirteen years ago)

Mah toes still hurt from yesterday's smooshin :(

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:32 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

aaaargh

Oat Drink (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2012 10:14 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

need to get my feet x-rayed, pretty sure all my toes are shattered by this point

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago)

i once smashed my lil sausages on a square metal chair leg in a dressing room while tapdancing barefoot. without a doubt the most painful thing ever

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 October 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago)


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