AND NOW YOU ARE MAD AS FUCK
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:13 (thirteen years ago)
why do EDGES of solid objectsand ALCOHOLand TIOESexist in the same universe?
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:14 (thirteen years ago)
the only thing that takes off is saying you banged your little sausagesbut your little sausages still remember that shit the next day GPF
TIOES do not exist in this universe i am quite certain
― ciderpress, Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:44 (thirteen years ago)
Took me some time to realise u meant you banged yr toes (rite?)
― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:49 (thirteen years ago)
I swear i have a permanently sore toe from dropping something heavy on it once :(
― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:50 (thirteen years ago)
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/5/snausages128519321139062500.jpg
― Chris S, Sunday, 4 March 2012 08:01 (thirteen years ago)
my toes have been through a lot. god bless em.
― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 13:03 (thirteen years ago)
It took me a good couple minutes to figure out what you meant by sausages!
I did this last night btw and it sucked.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)
Why I'm not allowed to not wear shoes.
― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
Oh man I think my little sausage is totally fucked up, namely the "this little piggy had none" one. How do you tell if you broke your toe?
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)
It's starting to turn quite a robust purple.
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)
if you can grab the toe and bend it without screaming it's not broken
― the late great, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
Ok,!
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)
thought this had something to do with bangers and mash
― flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 4 March 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
HOLY SHIT I JUST DID THIS OW OW :( Stupid gorram plastic recycling box.
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 09:54 (thirteen years ago)
The worst thing of all is Im not even drunk so I have nothing to blame but my utter klutzism.
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 09:55 (thirteen years ago)
i thought i broke my little toe once and it turned purple/black for a while but it wasn't broken apparently, however whenever i swim i can (or imagine i can) feel it sort of flapping separately to the rest of my toes
― jabba hands, Monday, 5 March 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)
thread title is so lewd
― meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:15 (thirteen years ago)
aren't bangers a kind of sausage? as in "bangers and mash", the thing professor brown cooks up at the end of bedknobs and broomsticks?i thought thread title was some double transatlantic sausage pun.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:23 (thirteen years ago)
Mah toes still hurt from yesterday's smooshin :(
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:32 (thirteen years ago)
aaaargh
― Oat Drink (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2012 10:14 (thirteen years ago)
need to get my feet x-rayed, pretty sure all my toes are shattered by this point
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago)
i once smashed my lil sausages on a square metal chair leg in a dressing room while tapdancing barefoot. without a doubt the most painful thing ever
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 October 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago)