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Let it commence.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The inspiration for this thread:

B-b-but I want to hug you all! Video's not good enough!

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), November 22nd, 2004.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You need someone to hug your soul.
-- Alba (albab...), November 22nd, 2004.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/april2600-outside.jpg

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Noise Dude Enemy List

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

aw! <3

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever happened to teddy bear teddy bear turn around?
-- teeny (teen...), November 26th, 2004 10:39 AM.


From "Playgorund Rhymes" thread on ILE.

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 26 November 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
From February crush thread:


feb05: no crushes to report
-- charltonlido (...), February 2nd, 2005 8:38 AM

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 18 February 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

what's "that guy way"? I'm sitting here saying "no worries" over and over again trying to figure it out :(

-- Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 11:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

crushings

libcrypt, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

Surmounter is the cutest poster ever

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

when you see someone REALLY CUTE on the street/some random place and don't know what to do about it

i mean, what do you do? there's this really cute guy on the steps outside work, taking pictures. just sitting there, all by himself, looking romantic. it's not like a bar or something, so what? you just say hi? that's a big camera you got there?

-- Surmounter, Sunday, April 27, 2008 5:03 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

lol justine! gettin raunchy

-- Surmounter, Sunday, April 27, 2008 9:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

surmounter is the best

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

search usernames: starry, rrobyn and Abbott

Shot on 8mm Video, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

more like who, awesome and o_O

roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

^that was rude!!!!

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, 29 December 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

"Niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers"
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:35 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tucker max r (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 December 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

uh WOW

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, 29 December 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

i dont think dom understands this thread

eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, 29 December 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

You don't know who Starry is, Roxy?

Tuomas, Monday, 29 December 2008 11:39 (seventeen years ago)

aw TOMBOT <3

eman, Monday, 29 December 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

starry is a GRATE BURD

landfill spectre (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 29 December 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

Bob really has the most impressive ruff!

― quincie, Thursday, November 13, 2008 3:36 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

roxymuzak, Sunday, 11 January 2009 08:31 (seventeen years ago)

I jsut don't know where else to put this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Swan_with_nine_cygnets_3.jpg/800px-Swan_with_nine_cygnets_3.jpg

roxymuzak, Monday, 19 January 2009 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

starry sarah's one of the all time greats

゙(゚、 。 7 (cankles), Monday, 19 January 2009 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

*grates

゙(゚、 。 7 (cankles), Monday, 19 January 2009 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

across the parking lot from the mall i work at there's a pond where every year canada geese come to chill out for a while and mate and stuff. one time a saw a mama goose leading her little goslings across the grass. too cute.

"Set phasers to thrill!" (latebloomer), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

chelives1986 (10:56:22 PM): x my <3

roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

lol

roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

the geese are back!

bats in a kayak! (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 January 2009 05:40 (seventeen years ago)

would wear

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

would wear xpost

― roxymuzak, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/fraternal_twins_sxc_nr_1.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:37 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark

U KILLIN ME HOOS

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:40 (seventeen years ago)

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:40 (seventeen years ago)

dont die from it that would be anti-cutecelsior

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:41 (seventeen years ago)

imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:41 (seventeen years ago)

Daaamn, that jpg is like the cutecelsior trump card.

╓abies, Monday, 2 February 2009 05:07 (seventeen years ago)

sorry to be all cankles-y but right after that pic was taken a hungry orca jumped onto the beach and ate the kids:-(

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:18 (seventeen years ago)

it was a cute whale though

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/laurita_22101/lisa.jpg

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 06:19 (seventeen years ago)

he thought they were marshmallows.

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.mycutepetpics.com/.a/6a00e55398e7898833010534eb2936970c-500wi

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 07:09 (seventeen years ago)

ruv u poppin fresh

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2009 07:14 (seventeen years ago)

i just reached for what i thought was a sharpie and it turned out to be a kazoo

-- gr8080, Friday, July 18, 2008 2:26 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (seventeen years ago)

lol!!

every little thing she says is custos (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

everything should turn out to be a kazoo

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

http://i42.tinypic.com/i3thle.jpg

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Thursday, 5 February 2009 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

everything should turn out to be a kazoo

The lost BoC ep.

one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:56 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Am I a furry? :(((((
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I want to be a red panda but not in any anthromorphic sense. I just want to be reencarnated as a dumb, cute, beautiful fun loving animal and waste away my days in carefree play
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Saturday, October 30, 2004 5:49 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

lack of proper punctuation in that sentence is mixing me up!

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/43878072_9b440a24af.jpg

roxymuzak, Sunday, 8 March 2009 05:17 (seventeen years ago)

cuotm

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

lol

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

what's the emoticon for hiding behind your fingers

― MVP ("most viking poster") 2012 (cozen), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ŵŵ

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 06:52 (thirteen years ago)

where is max

― horseshoe, Friday, October 26, 2012 5:52 PM (2 hours ago)

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)

j0rd, thanks for RTing my emoji pumpkin, dogg. Your tweet inspired it.
― croup the color of mayonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, October 29, 2012

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

edited:

as an Australian teenager... I'd stfu & rolleye or come up with my own "my ninja" style substitutes for homophobic lyrics.

"The Big Daddy law is anti-bigot / That means no intol-E-R-A-N-C-E..."

― sug night (sic), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

everyone imagine an ewok

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 October 2012

ogmor, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)

it's easy if you try

happy little (clouds), Thursday, 1 November 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I get weak in the knees thinking about how pissed the Republicans are if the do-nothing-and-let-the-tax-cuts-expire approach gets used, ""'"//[[[//////////\].\]'
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― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:53 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

half of that post was written by a 14-month-old baby can you guess which half

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:54 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vote! (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

awwww

i was kinda waitin for it to make a line drawing tho

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

every time this gets bumped i assume i got banned again
― frogbs, Tuesday, December 25, 2012

ILX is not a non-profit — we are just not profitable (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Strange this should be revived now: I was just thinking about that exchange between Snufkin and Moomintroll (see Robin's post). I often develop crushes on fictional characters, but Snuffkin is the one I fell for most deeply. My friend Dan still brings up the time I said in all seriousness I thought Snufkin would be good for me.
Elama ei ole rauhallista, Nuuskamuikken sanoi ihastuneena.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, March 12, 2003 5:12 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

JoeStork, Saturday, 12 January 2013 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

^omg

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

i really liked my first grade teacher (mrs turley) but tbh i had more intense feelings for her student teacher, miss perry

we were like two ships passing in the night while exchanging simple phrases recorded in extremely large handwriting

― mookieproof, Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:29 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

that is cuteness gold

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

omg webelos

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, August 16, 2013 6:58 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i maxed out at webelos

― Z S, Friday, August 16, 2013 7:02 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me too!

― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, August 16, 2013 7:16 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am.. a maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

I did too, lol

Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

ditto!

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

(edited )

creating simulated rainforest experiences for my guinea pig

what does this consist of?

― markers, Tuesday, August 6, 2013 1:07 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

making jungle-y settings out of fabric and edible plants and playing sounds

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he goes nuts!

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i put rainforest sounds on in his room when i go to bed and turn on the little starry lights in his play jungle. lol. he is spoiled.

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 3:50 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

estela, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

i read that a few days ago and it has illuminated my week.

estela, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 23:43 (thirteen years ago)

he is the best

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

i literally just said 'awwww' at my laptop

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

~~ nothing sexist about this blunt ~~

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 3:04 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

That's pretty sick Whiney

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone's not posting in the manner you like, so you threaten to tag him as a child molester? Fuck you asshole

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I tease Treeship for his earnestness too but child molester? Get ahold of yourself

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:40 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bite my dick

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:45 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oedipaul mccartney (bends), Thursday, 5 September 2013 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

I'm already on record for "Always" iirc. And you can expand list to all primates, too.

will u make an exception for me?

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
SO cuet

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

fyi that last article is a lot more boring and talking about cases. i was just wondering when the word was first used. kind of like when jaymc tried to find the first use of 'gaydar'. i'm sleepy and i had wine.

― sent from my butt (harbl), Friday, January 3, 2014 2:00 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

creating an ilHOOSion usic sight and sound (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 3 January 2014 03:27 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

you guys should read my "window seat" blurb it's about me being scared of flying
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, August 18, 2014

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 August 2014 17:19 (twelve years ago)

wouldn't be surprised w/ a wait before the iwatch comes out. the ipad and iphone both had one.
― markers, Friday, August 29, 2014 2:15 AM

i don't know about the ipod. i was, like, fourteen or something.
― markers, Friday, August 29, 2014 2:16 AM

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 August 2014 05:01 (twelve years ago)

It first started when I was maybe 4 or 5 in the early 80s. I asked my cousin C____ if he wanted to listen to music with me. We looked through the tapes we had brought and didn't find anything satisfactory - it was mostly kids tapes and oldies stuff like the Beatles and CCR. He asked me if we had any breakin' music, so I went to asked my mom. She said "no, but we've got some quackin' music!"

(this album):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LveIQZBmlqI

― how's life, Thursday, August 28, 2014 9:33 AM (2 days ago)

disinclination loops (unregistered), Saturday, 30 August 2014 16:46 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

omg ^

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 September 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

ten months pass...

My 8yo daughter is OBSESSED with Mary T. My fridge is plastered with pictures of her. She has a Spotify playlist which is just Ex Hex and Wild Flag ("but you can just put the LPs on... Your sister has lots more in hers..." "NO").

I'm a Betsy Wright man myself.

― Michael Jones, Monday, August 3, 2015 1:10 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2015 13:46 (eleven years ago)

if the above was a tweet by some rando I would probably assume it was made up but Michael has earned our trust via years of dependably good posts in my view

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2015 13:48 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

I always heard the Trap Queen lyric as 'now she remixing for Low', which I thought was lovely. A bit disappointed when I realised the actual words.

― tangenttangent, Tuesday, January 26, 2016 8:48 PM

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:50 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

How are you so terrible? I can't figure it out, but then again I didn't go to a highly selective undergraduate institution. x

― Treeship, Saturday, 28 May 2016 15:43 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a mom shaped pom (wins), Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:46 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

i need to digest your posts more fully but car autopilot is the only part of the future i'm excited about

― goole, Wednesday, September 21, 2016 6:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, do you need a hug

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, September 21, 2016 7:22 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:37 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

i am lucky to have a friend who found a good therapist. it's a tricky thing!

― surm, Monday, December 5, 2016 10:22 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, 5 December 2016 22:24 (nine years ago)

love surm

6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 03:17 (nine years ago)

we actually do need fugazi at this moment in time
― a (waterface), Friday, December 9, 2016

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 9 December 2016 17:03 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

watching legend of the galactic heroes and wowzers!
― Mordy, Saturday, January 6, 2018

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 7 January 2018 05:23 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

sorry for posting online while I was hungry

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 4:50 AM (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it’s ok silbs

― byton frylock (alomar lines), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 5:34 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:16 (eight years ago)

aw :)

flopson, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 06:38 (eight years ago)

._.

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 07:18 (eight years ago)

<3

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:09 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

I still can't look at this thread and see "hello, burgers!" and not get hungry.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2019 17:27 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 20 May 2019 21:05 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

I bought shares of Nintendo to hold indefinitely on Monday because I like Nintendo

― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, January 27, 2021 8:40 AM (yesterday)

sarahell, Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:43 (five years ago)

nintendo stock should really come with an amiibo

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:46 (five years ago)

aww

rob, Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:48 (five years ago)

I want them to make good video games for me to play 🥺

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:56 (five years ago)

three years pass...

We have guinea pigs now and apparently when a guinea pig does a little jump to express happiness it is called popcorning.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, March 12, 2024 4:12 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

rob, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 20:17 (two years ago)

aw <3

your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 00:25 (two years ago)


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