Tell me in twenty five words or more why I should come over to your residence and inform you that your choice of lifestyle is a poor one

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Normally this service would cost 750 Euros but I am willing to offer it for free to anyone who has a good reason why I should waste my valuable time on your pathetic, useless existence.

Don't delay, do it today!

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 24 February 2008 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

Note: blowjob is a legitimate reason if you're female and not Kate St. Clair.

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 24 February 2008 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

because you have nothing better to do

dan m, Sunday, 24 February 2008 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

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Bodrick III, Sunday, 24 February 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

because pest control is due here in half an hour and they like a challenge.

estela, Sunday, 24 February 2008 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

sorry! i thought the instruction was 25 words or less, so you should pad out the above with a few adjectives and some pesticidal agents.

estela, Sunday, 24 February 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

i'm in a really good mood today

The Reverend, Sunday, 24 February 2008 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

Heh, n00bz.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 25 February 2008 07:52 (eighteen years ago)


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