TMI

Everything's good poop reading. remy is sharing too little information.

abbottm

I wanted to be a copy writer in my early teens because I would always go to the bathroom, forget to bring something to read, and have to read shampoo bottles. "I could write a shampoo label so much better than this one," I thought.

<3

Bonny & clyde = killer music to cum to, as was most of what he did with BB.

-- Geoff, Monday, 14 May 2001 00:00 (6 years ago) Link

Dead set. I have proofread every shampoo bottle label in existence.

i like your gimlet eye and strict ways, omar little.

menken is second only to HST for bathroom reading

i used to cross my eyes at the repeating patterns on the wallpaper, trying to magic-eye them into stereogram awesomeness, but usually i'd get a headache.

i like to practice spanish pronunciation by reading aloud from shampoo bottle labels when i am in the shower.

I used to poop until I got a headache.

can we not turn this thread into mcsweeney's

sounds like you're constipated

no xpost

It was more about the sex avoidance.

i play mobile phone cricket. it helps with the relaxation

I got piles reading The Tommyknockers.

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http://www.makeyougohmm.com/images/2006/toilet-inside.jpg

as a copywriter i'm glad people are enjoying our handiwork on the toilet

menken is second only to HST for bathroom reading

-- remy bean, Monday, February 25, 2008 11:07 PM (Monday, February 25, 2008 11:07 PM) Bookmark Link

Another ILXor convinced me that the best bathroom author was Louis L'Amour.

Treasure Mountain (1973)
Over on the Dry Side (1975)
Rivers West (1975)
Fair Blows the Wind (1978)

Under the Sweetwater Rim (1971)
Ride the Dark Trail (1972)
Last Stand at Papago Wells (1957)

the yellow river by i p freely

the best bathroom reading for me is super-fluffy magazines like Entertainment Weekly or Seventeen (when my sis used to read it) or video game rags.

i like your gimlet eye and strict ways, omar little.

-- estela

<3 <---- x10

With these gimlet eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got gimlet eyes
I feel the magic between you and i

Does anyone else find pubes in their phone? As of today this has happened to me twice.

never buy a used phone

Last year I bought a used copy of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and when I opened the case there were pubes and an orange substance smeared all over the instruction manual.

Bonny & clyde = killer music to cum to, as was most of what he did with BB.

-- Geoff, Monday, 14 May 2001 00:00 (6 years ago) Link

this has been doing my head in all morning.

i like to practice spanish pronunciation by reading aloud from shampoo bottle labels when i am in the shower.

yes, this is definitely how i try to keep up with the français!

lol at remy and even jergins.

i like to practice spanish pronunciation by reading aloud from shampoo bottle labels when i am in the shower.

-- estela, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 12:10 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

<3 <3

can we not turn this thread into mcsweeney's

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 12:11 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

<3 <3 <3

haha, EVEN jergins

hurting, that was mostly to abbott (and, to a lesser extent, remy), but estela's put it over the top

My neighbors are *very* light sleepers and they're sort of cranky and old (they love to file noise complaints for the tiniest rumble) so on nights when I cannot find my earbuds, I'm kind of at a loss (I sleep on my side so big headphones are impossible.) I have discovered a non-music alternative lately, though: I cart my TV and VCR into my bedroom, pop in a hardcore porno tape -- I'm talking "gonzo" material here, like rough anal or cumswapping or loud gagging coughing slobbering deepthroat stuff, lots of yelling -- and turn it up pretty loud. For some reason they never complain about that (I think they're too embarrassed to talk about sex, or, they feel they only have the right to complain about *music* noise -- that's why I only play the real amateur shit: no music, sounds like real fucking.) So I watch the porn and bust a nut and fall asleep immediately and the yelps and wet slappy noises keep going in the background for 2 hours and noone fucks with me. In the morning the tape has been automatically rewound and I hit play again, masturbate once more, and go to work. It's a wonderful life.

-- Ramosi, Friday, January 18, 2002 3:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

menken is second only to HST for bathroom reading

this is so true, i had one of those HST letters volumes in my bathroom for over a year, A+.

Fab laundry detergent has had a list of do's (sic) and dont's (sic) on the box for several years. I want to complain but I don't want them to know what I'm doing every time I see it.

too much intimation

can made-up sockpuppet stories count as TMI?

that Ramosi story is just enough information IMHO

who was responsible for "ramosi"

as a copywriter i'm glad people are enjoying our handiwork on the toilet

-- burt_stanton, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 12:25 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Enjoy your own handiwork on the toilet, bub.

"who was responsible for "ramosi""

darrenscoq, stlu

me: i thought she was vegan
sister: mostly
but not officially
she loves cheese
and used to eat a lot of yogurt, but stopped for a while, b/c she thought it was giving zoe diaper rash

alex: you have some kind of awesome asymmetry goin on there

-- roxymuzak, Sunday, March 23, 2008 8:19 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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My physiognomy is all asymmetry, I'm afraid.

-- Alex in NYC, Sunday, March 23, 2008 10:23 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Yesterday my big meal was boiled eggs doused in way too much Tapatio.
-Abbott

not really tmi unless u think its some kinda grocery groin style euphemism

Oh, I so love this and Alex's review is so uh-huh, thank you.

I was in junior high when this came out and lived when I could with my Indian/Mexican GF whose father raped her any time I wasn't there and one night she shaved her eyebrows and I came by toasted on ludes and she was laying there, nude and all Inca looking, covered in red glitter fingering the DD cover and cooing "Day-vud!" while "We are the Dead" played and it became our song.

-- Ian G, Friday, 18 June 2004 05:02 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

yes, that is too much information

O_O

"grocery groin". that's where we're all at, more or less.

oh wait. i thought "tmi" stood for "TERRIFIC MAGICAL INFORMATION!"

my bad

corny, dude.

nah, that's funny as hell. live it, be it.

get that corn outta my face

I think the Incas called it "maize".

http://www.greenproducts.net/AMAIZEING-LOGO-Web.gif

chaki and gr8080, you guys live near a beach, and you guys are not there right now, and i hate you for that reason. sort of.

dude im still drunk from this morning and its hella cold here

(to bring it back to TMI)

oh, ok. but it was like 100 degrees there last week, right?

yeah

i will be in oakland in a couple of weeks to visit a friend. is yr band playing at all the wknd of the 7th/8th?

hi dell i'm at work today, but i can take a walk outside and take a look at the beach if you want me to.

yeah, by all means do it.

i'm landlocked. landlocked, i tell ya.

youre also banned from 1p3 for a few days :)

thanks! :D

its cool we can continue chatting on ask chaki jk i banned you there too

;-)

jk dell <3

aw shucks

go out to the beach grady i would like to hear your observations

ok

its pretty nice out today, tbh

lots of families, since its a holiday and all

remember:

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http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/fbrhjvhbnjsdkljmkl.jpg

enjoying it 4u, dell:

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/nbhujhjkvjeklkjlk.jpg

wow!

that's so beautiful!!

man...

thanks, but how does the beach look?

oh, i was too distracted. sorry. i need to compose myself.

thread of missing Sharp Coral Bottom.

haha

that earned a chuckle

When I was 14 I walked in my parents' room and my mother had just gotten out of the shower. Her bush is a very different color than mine. MAYBE I WAS ADOPTED.

-- Abbott, Tuesday, May 27, 2008 11:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

that entire thread is TMI