Ask King Boy Pato - 2008 Edition

who was that esteban buttez guy?

who was that esteban buttez guy?

The conscious of the mid-2000s.

is Jarlmai related to lowrimai?

is Jarlmai related to lowrimai?

They ain't bros, but they are brahs.

"The conscious of the mid-2000s"

lol

TS: "The conscious of the mid-2000s" vs "the pinnacle of the lol britpop crew's zing culture"?

Dear KBP,

Do you ever tire of people treating you like a clown when all you really want is to be recognized as human?

Do you go to the salon or use a home kit to achieve your frosted locks?

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1512/1687p8538qx2.jpg

KBP-

what will be the trucker hat of 2008?

regards,
bug

is it true that you have been posting on ilx since the beginning and are bitter at tom ewing?

Dear este King Boy,

Why has my day been shit six times in the two hours I've been awake?

is it true that you have been posting on ilx since the beginning and are bitter at tom ewing?

-- chaki, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 8:20 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i'm gonna jump in here and say "yes". here since 2000.

My office was broken into and everything was stolen so make that seven.

Dear King Boy,

Do you get confused when someone refers to me as PP?

- PP

here since 2000.

what did he used to post as? i don't remember him

King Boy-

Is all that poetry on DeviantArt really yours?

What made you so emo?

-gr8080

Do you ever tire of people treating you like a clown when all you really want is to be recognized as human?

http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/clown.jpg

Do you go to the salon or use a home kit to achieve your frosted locks?

"nigga plz"

^salon

what will be the trucker hat of 2008?

Those electronic belt buckles with LED displays.

is it true that you have been posting on ilx since the beginning and are bitter at tom ewing?

no and no

Why has my day been shit six times in the two hours I've been awake?

You think you got a tough life, son? Think about Sir Paul McCartney. Poor dude, he married a butt-ugly vegetarian AND a one-legged ho. Life's been tough for him. Plus he was in Wings! THINK about before you whinge next time.

it could be worse. he could have been denny laine

Do you get confused when someone refers to me as PP?

No, dawg.

Is all that poetry on DeviantArt really yours?

What made you so emo?

I kinda know this stripper and she dumped her DJ boyfriend for an emo boyfriend. I use emo in the loosest sense of the term - dude has an emo haircut, crap emo fashion sense and is in a shitty emo band...but she ended him dumping him after he passed out drunk at 4am in the morning in her house (while she was locked out) one too many times.

I don't know what the point of this answer is but I did laugh at this emo kid the other day who was going around the city carrying a ROLLING STONES emo manbag. Haha, wtf.

it could be worse. he could have been denny laine

He was even worse off than Jimmy McCulloch, who at least had the popular catchphrase "I'm Jimmy McCulloch, bitch!" back in the day.

what u thank of jamiroquai

what u thank of jamiroquai

he stank biatch

if you've been posting here since 2000 then you have been posting since the beginning.

if you've been posting here since 2000 then you have been posting since the beginning.

But I haven't been posting here since 2000 you cretinous glob of utter inanity.

Well, Robin, I only visited the site in the beginning for it's Start Up Music chart - and Widespread World is No.1 on there.....

-- Phil Paterson, Tuesday, December 19, 2000 5:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Link

I certainly don't remember that!

like i could make that shit up.

I think you are.

the carmody hero worship already in evidence

all this time i thought 'phil paterson' was pleasant plains for some reason

Y'know, it probably is.

How Did You Discover Freaky Trigger?

I don't know what to think of that, Hoos.

all this time i thought 'phil paterson' was pleasant plains for some reason

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, February 28, 2008 4:09 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

just last night pp said to me "you know KBP is the REAL PP" !!!

We have an exciting home life.

we sure do!

hahaha, i love you two

You can start calling me the WORLD FAMOUS King Boy Pato know that families down south are talkin' 'bout y'all at home.