Ask Pleasant Plains

Not at all, and boy was I dreading opening this until I realized it was a new thread.

KBP/EB's initials IRL is PP.

'ey, Fun Boy! No way, I got three chicks waitin' in a room up da stairs for me! You can have the damn room with him.
-- Phil Paterson, Monday, 25 December 2000 01:00 (7 years ago)

Yeah that.

25 December 2000 01:00 (7 years ago)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a boring childhood

PP-

what is the best bass line ever?

-gr8080

(other than night court)

PP-

is it bootsy, baby?

tchaboy

HOOS

PP --

I didn't realize that you already had an Ask ____ thread. I am sorry.

-ESR

*PREFACE* I apologise to get all anitpodean but PP is 1/2 Australian.

Q: do you go in for nonsense 'Australian food' like vegemite and tim tams etc?

I do like me a hoax but anyways, onto the topic at hand.

Q: three dollar bill, y'all?

what is the best bass line ever?

Anything off of this page

is it bootsy, baby?

Him too.

I didn't realize that you already had an Ask ____ thread. I am sorry.

This is for the best.

*PREFACE* I apologise to get all anitpodean but PP is 1/2 Australian.

Q: do you go in for nonsense 'Australian food' like vegemite and tim tams etc?

My better half is Australian, but that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm .5 Oz. My little girl is.

However, I do like vegemite though peanut butter is first in my heart. That gross trick of sucking coffee through a hollow Tim Tam is one of the tastiest experiences of my life. And I really wish they sold Schweppes Lemon soda in the states.

And my better half makes a fucking mean Pavlova.

Q: three dollar bill, y'all?

Long as it's not minted as a coin.

Dear PP,

Who is in the ILX lol britpop zing crew? I asked Mr. ILX but he was too stupid to answer me.

Love,

libby

It's impossible for me to answer that question without first instructing you to study this book:

http://www.henfap.com/ioj1206.jpg

Dear PP,

Why is all this big deal made about a simple little door that lets chickens get in and out of their coop?

Love,

libby

Lib -

It's because ILXors have no idea what FAP really means.

(You work at home, but to the rest of ya, watch out with that link.)

- P.P.

what is the best bass line ever?

Also "Statues" by Husker Du, which just came on my iPod.

Esteban?

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5403/ioj1206no2.jpg

Nice font work.

at what point has an ilxor *earned* his/her own "ask _____" thread, in your opinion?

Kinda amateurish PS work if you ask me.

pp,

who would ACTUALLY order a pint of creamy yumminess?

-t

at what point has an ilxor *earned* his/her own "ask _____" thread, in your opinion?

Having a host of bad opinions, a high ego, and posting inanities on every good thread is a good place to start. Also, a passive-aggressive seething anger at most of the sociopaths who post here also helps.

Or, you could just start your own. Though, you know, unless you're a girl, it looks kinda funny.

who would ACTUALLY order a pint of creamy yumminess?

http://a384.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/106/l_feddcaa0df93f74debf5978ab36c9f8f.gif

PP

have you ever been mistaken for josh homme, front man of rock combo queens of the stone age?

PP, are you describing me specifically or a general, archetypal veteran ilxor? Either way, OTM.

I'll take my answer off the air. Goodnight.

otm re peanut butter.

Although i will always <3<3 vmite.

Having a host of bad opinions, a high ego, and posting inanities on every good thread is a good place to start. Also, a passive-aggressive seething anger at most of the sociopaths who post here also helps.

i think i have inanities and passive aggression covered. maybe once i had an ask thread, but it never caught on u_u. i am trivialized.

OK, who created that graphic because I'm gonna kill them on the internet.

happy blueberry day

And I really wish they sold Schweppes Lemon soda in the states.

Australians, he means Schweppes Lemonade.

love

your favorite americo-australian translator

SS

have you ever been mistaken for josh homme, front man of rock combo queens of the stone age?

No, I haven't. I have been compared to Sean Penn, Jeff Daniels, Ed Norton, and Mr. Bentley from "The Jeffersons".

I kinda think I've got a Kyle Busch thing goin', but I know I'm only fooling myself.

i think i have inanities and passive aggression covered. maybe once i had an ask thread, but it never caught on u_u. i am trivialized.

Definitely good work on the passive-aggressiveness. Maybe I'll revive your old thread if I don't find something more useful to do.

OK, who created that graphic because I'm gonna kill them on the internet.

Stab 'em in the fuck, King Boy!

Dear Pleasant Plains,

Do you approve of I Don't Mind Everything, the hot new meta board on ILX?

Do you approve of I Don't Mind Everything, the hot new meta board on ILX?

I'm wouldn't disapprove of any new board, but I'm 1p34EFIL. I do lol at the Brit Pop Zing Krew, so I will be checking in.

PP-

ever read any Charles Portis?

-gr8080

gr8080 -

I've never gotten around to True Grit, but Dog of the South isn't bad.

If you're ever stuck at the library and wondering what to look for because you've already read everything, Portis ain't a bad place to start.

-pp

i just read his first one, Norwood. It was pretty good.

I haven't read as much of his stuff as I should. Right now, I'm occupied with How the States Got Their Shapes, a book that I had the idea to write ten years ago (but was too lazy.)

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/books/harper-gms/stein-small._V255156078_.jpg "Was Delaware Really Necessary?"

wow, i've been looking for a book like that. no kidding. prompted from a discussion re: how maryland got its weird panhandle

Haven't made it to Maryland yet (I'm in the I's), but the answer to most of these questions is "slavery" and "we hate Mexicans".

where u at?

^^ more like, where's this guy at?

more like, this guy's the very best

^ More like, surrounded by the best.

<3

excited for your reunion with bobby petrino

you can't hurry love.