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roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 04:59 (seventeen years ago)

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roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)

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roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

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J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:02 (seventeen years ago)

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roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:02 (seventeen years ago)

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J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:03 (seventeen years ago)

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J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:04 (seventeen years ago)

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am0n, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:06 (seventeen years ago)

Concider

am0n, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:06 (seventeen years ago)

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Hurting 2, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:07 (seventeen years ago)

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J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

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Hurting 2, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

I forgave her for "concider" as soon as I saw "ps: BLOW A HORN."

roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

HYPER-LINXXX

gr8080, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

Loose some damn pounds

am0n, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

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bug, Saturday, 1 March 2008 06:56 (seventeen years ago)

i can't believe some people get spam in their text inbox

roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

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tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 02:25 (sixteen years ago)

i think this is my favorite thread of all time

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:04 (sixteen years ago)

these messages. i can not come up with a reply other than 'waht'

tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

omg shutup that is on your phone

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:09 (sixteen years ago)

lol at the whitedout number

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

haha yeah from hs bff who i (quite obviously) have very little in common with these days.

tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

she is telling me about her new boyfriend.

tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

allow me to let you in on a little hint: she actually really likes that his arm is half-gone

deeznuts, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

what did you say to her back

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

(!!!)

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

nothing yet.

tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

say 'ive always thot crippled guys are so hot!' and she will reply 'srsly??' i will bet u money on that

deeznuts, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago)

hmmmm "i say you do what you will! be careful"

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:31 (sixteen years ago)

how about HAT'S OFF I SAY

tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:38 (sixteen years ago)

minus the apostrophe which was a stupid typo

tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:41 (sixteen years ago)

YES maybe even w the apostrophe!

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

and i dunno the caps is kinda essential, very eliza doolittle

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:08 (sixteen years ago)

the hat is off, to be fair

roxymuzak, Monday, 25 August 2008 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

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ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 14:36 (sixteen years ago)

Fuckin' hate those miniature chicken abusers.

libcrypt, Monday, 25 August 2008 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

good thred

bamcquern, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

goddamn good thred!

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 25 August 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

i wish people would stop using motorola phones

ken c, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

missing an arm is a total dealbreaker in my book!!!!!!!!!

harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

it's only HALF an arm so half deal brake?

tehresa, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

i would really prefer a whole arm, i know it's a lot to ask

harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:47 (sixteen years ago)

i just know i would end up getting mad at him one day and say you know, is it really too much for you to GET AN ARM!

harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

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harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago)

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harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

I AM POPPING OPEN A MOUNTAIN DEW IN YOUR HONOR

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harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

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am0n, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

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J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

<3

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

out: Runm sida plz
in: ¥

(651) (156), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

in: I fucking think you arf awesome.

ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

i knew things were about to get even dumber when i received:

'she is a scandlest bitch'

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 8 January 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)

in
you are such a country song.

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 08:01 (fourteen years ago)

only the hoos

hard as a markers (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 08:05 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

On the tippin' and talkin' that gib front:
"congrays foggie"
followed by my favorite:
"kins"
followed by:
"like lidscris tbdg"

― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, April 25, 2009 5:10 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 06:28 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

in: i am going to punch you in the face

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 19 March 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

in: one 14 year old to another in 4th period english--"i have like 5 new dubstep songs for you to check out"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 April 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

lol

☠ (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 April 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

from: dad
So I just did the math and we each had 18 bottles worth of beer last night.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

"Fuck u & ur nihilist hipster vacuum - deleted"

"x was too drunk to hang out. I had to call the cops on a dood who was beating his girlfriend on x dr... I wish I had found anything else to do instead"

"Eyes wide shut and a willing attitude id ell it takes..."

"Please remain the peaceful soul you are! God is watching us~from a distance"

"Oh, im glad you saw x, i guess. im goin to an awesome dance party in baltimore tonight- four hours of funk"

"Happy valentines u sexy bitch"

"Im having a few people over 2nite 4 felafel would b great 2 c u"

"I get too emotional to talk. i do indeed have a date tonight assistd by okcupid"

"Yes del- x definitely left me,broke my heart,But not for long"

"yo, sorry that I made a drunken idiot of myself tonight, but I got your back bro! Call me anytime"

"You have my friend Del's cell phone, if you want money for it, call this number back"

"I live in md-i work at a Target-i am every truck drivers dream of a good wife...THE END"

"It is, but it's more interesting when you actually care about the players involved in the scenario"

"OK-i hope u r doing well,god forgive u are having problems w/Ladies"

"Ur such an online/beer weirdo. Like a fox!"

"In pa kind of feel like dying"

"i have been really bored & disappointd with life recently"

"Yo man. Sorry I didn't get back to u. I went to get my check, put to eat, met my dealer and popped a bunch of percs. I'm pretty much useless when I do that shit. My bad"

"Fat tuesday is the cunt of gluttony infused with the western concept of guilt and self reprimand. Theres a new new orleans in heaven and god wont let us smell"

"Wats the address for the house party? Lol"

dell (del), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

in: "I figure I can be a bear if I shave my head and put on 20 kilos or so"

(my ex R, fwiw, lol. Was tempted to reply "u are one already fattey")

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 06:12 (fourteen years ago)

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gr8080, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 07:13 (fourteen years ago)

braggin 2011

Unusatralian (sic), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

bragging 2009 amirite?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

braggin reruns

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

lol

spying on a woman standing next to me in the metro this morning whose text message read something about "he's away for the weekend" & something else about a "throbbing kobasa"

flopson, Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

aw

markers, Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

lool

roxymuzak, Friday, 6 May 2011 12:51 (fourteen years ago)

in--my mom is sooooo mad about my pink hair
out--lol <3 u
in--she yelled at me for being a 'punk rocker' lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

is a 12 yr old texting u

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

in: watch you back faggot,your number is up.

AaronHz, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 09:51 (fourteen years ago)

O_O

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

flirting imo

"I like to wear tops that show my cleavage and show off my ladies," (sic), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

in--my mom is sooooo mad about my pink hair
out--lol <3 u
in--she yelled at me for being a 'punk rocker' lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 10, 2011 8:50 P

this can't be someone over 16 - right?

Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

she is 22

and she is v v sweet

yall be nice

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

she just graduated and went home to visit, having just put a pink streak in her hair for an of montreal show

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

Her mistake was going to an Of Montreal show.

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Thursday, 12 May 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

cold shit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 May 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

:D j/k <3

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Friday, 13 May 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

lol i just know better than to stand for internet denigration of my lady friends these days <3

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 May 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

we have always been right

roxymuzak, Friday, 13 May 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

in: "foot forget fads bday tmorrw"

Oh mother, turn the autocomplete function off.

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

in: "It s a full moon, vampires r out and about"

from my stepdad!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 14 July 2011 12:45 (thirteen years ago)

at 1:30 AM

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 14 July 2011 12:45 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

"What is shazbot"

naturally my response: Google it bb!

dell (del), Saturday, 3 September 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

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 (gr8080), Friday, 16 September 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

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flopson, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

'excuse me are you guys with a band' and glenn talks through brisket 'we're danzig'

am0n, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

omg context please amon

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...
one month passes...

SORRY FOR THE MASS TEXT AND CAPS BUT YOU CAN GET ICE CREAM INSTEAD OF THE TOY IN THE BURGER KING KIDS MEAL NOT KIDDING

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 9 September 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago)

in: noice mate,I'm tonging for dinner and a beer as we speak
me: tonging? lol
in: I meant tounging!

[THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE]

taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 9 September 2013 10:50 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

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|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

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°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 April 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

i never get random texts until today when someone asked me how my day was going or some shit like that

markers, Monday, 28 April 2014 17:07 (eleven years ago)

unfortunately for marla, i am not maura (not our maura, i presume, but a different maura)

markers, Monday, 28 April 2014 17:07 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

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°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 16 June 2014 14:10 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

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°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:34 (ten years ago)


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