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Friday, November 13, 2009 1:22 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 Multiple messages: [1116392, 1116049, 1115895, 1116391, 1116390] deleted from thread: aw

Britain's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor's thread may be the new Taxonomy of Vacuous Pop thread

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9251/49289813.jpg

the numbers aren't as high as the taxonomy thread - but they are consistently within the same range - and no one has posted to it recently - so it appears to be a similar phenomenon

I've never opened it or even noticed it.

neither have i - but it is starting to appear consistently on the most read threads list

You're saying that it's fueled by off-site reads and Most Read Threads page click throughs? The taxonomy of pop thread was pretty regularly bumped, though.

i have no idea - they appear to be in-site reads - but the taxonomy of pop thread was constantly on that list even when it wasn't bumped - it's like there's this weird glitch, it feels like, but it probably isn't

It's five months old, so maybe it got bumped up during a time when lonely British women were googling but ilx was slow, and then a rotating handful of ilxors who were curious about the most read list kept it on the most read list. I don't know.

it's a mystery tiny ghost gif to be sure

"One of my favorite books in my personal library is “Sodomy: The Sickest Sin on Earth” by Dr. Dennis Corle (he’s also the author of 'Backyard Football!' for kids)."

that sounds like a gem - for a while i was trying to collect books that were christian denouncements of rock music. they each had semi-elaborate systems for categorizing what was evil and wrong about it.

I don't get this website christwire at all. It seems like some of it is satirical, except the satirical parts sound in sentiment and ideology just like the non-satirical parts. It's all around eye opening.

I want something to read like those Eric Rohmer stories.

http://i35.tinypic.com/14nlr85.jpg

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Website Title: ChristWire Title Relevancy100%Meta Keywords: sesame street google images, lindsay lohan, michael lohan, billy ray cyrus, miley cyrus, tom cruise dead, comedy central, glenn beck, jon stewart, cbsnews.com saturday, fox news, oscar the grouch, sesame street, healthcare, obama, obamacare, ashley lambert, girl soccer fight Relevancy:83% relevantSEO Score:74%Terms: 1812 (Unique: 738, Linked: 698) Images: 37 (Alt tags missing: 9) Links: 202 (Internal: 194, Outbound: 8) AboutUs: Wiki article on Christwire.org Related Sites:gizmodo.com Similar Domains:Christ Watch | Christ Way Media | Christ Wood Rc | Chris Twining | Christ Worship | Christ Way Counseling | Christ With Me | Christ Will | Christ Water - Americas | Christ Will - Music | Christ Will Music | Christ Wedding Chapel | Christ Way ChurchRSS Feeds:
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Alexa Trend/Rank: #123,042: Down 3,136 ranks over the last three months. Compete Rank: #72,476 with 24,574 U.S. visitors per month Quantcast Rank:#229,422

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It's a .org.

Hi-Carbon Galvanized Jesus
PC Strand Jesus
Stainless Jesus
Staple Jesus

From (ugh) cracked.com:

1. It is unknown whether or not Christ Wire is a stealth parody or serious.
2. If the former, it's the most hilarious thing on the Internet (sorry, DOB).
3. If the latter, then humanity truly is doomed.

Yes, staple Jesus.

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe's_Law

What did I just link to.

what would an irrationalwiki read like?

I think it's satire.

I think they have irrational wikis.

Like everything is or something. Or that other one that's just nonsense.

Shit, I didn't even notice. They have an advertisement from a gay cruise.

It's a really slow-loading website.

yeah - i get the sense that it's parody as well. One of the images illustrating one of the stories is a shot from one of those demonic children movies that i love. kinda doubt the real thing would go for that aesthetic.

What threw me is that on their homepage they have an Ann Coulter ad at the top. The gay cruise ad I found later.

The pictures seemed off to me, too, but I figured at the time that it was editorial laziness.

Amber's picture has an uncanny valley uncanniness.

i think i tend to overanalyze things like this from the perspective of art (literature, performance, etc.) and it's definitely something i can get the potential entertainment value of, but any goal outside of "lol fundamentalism" seems lacking or something.

Also they link to several liberal blogs, like dailykos, which, although they list them under the heading "Axis of Evil," a conservative editorial outlet probably wouldn't do.

Honestly, this website seems like a lot of work.

http://www.cafepress.com/Christwire.405755457#

a friend's art project

http://uncannyvalley.net/rii

xxp - it is impressive in terms of how much work goes into it, true

Today I googled "nethack taxonomy."

http://images.jambase.com/fans/nfenne/default_sm.jpg

^ one of the first results for GIS for "staple jesus"

GIS is pretty useless. Semantic web already, please.

Those christwire writers should quit and work for Hollywood or something.

i always get frustrated trying to find shots from movies - not even obscure movies - using GIS, maybe the ones i have in mind aren't ones that other people do or put online. There's this 70s spy thriller - Scorpio - with Alain Delon and there is one scene with a persian cat and another one with a kitten - and i couldn't find this at all.

completely typical racism in film and tv 28 27

"I have to see those two posts." I guess they have no way of knowing there are only two posts there.

I use gis mostly to find things by accident.

I use gis mostly to find things by accident.

that's generally the most satisfying use of it.

Although I found the exact goldfish images from L'Argent de Poche I was looking for.

But no cameras on heads.

i found great wtf baby costumes when i was looking for them - but no "facehugger baby costume" - which was a disappointment

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6667/2685514576ae45c1ea77o.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1027/familycircus.jpg

11,280 - rent
1800 - utilities
1500 - car insurance/registration/tickets
800 - debt - (student loans/credit card interest)
________
15,380
3,500 - cigarettes
6,000 - food/personal care
500 - transportation
________
25,380

So three people have external site reads for the thread about 51s. Maybe they have bookmarks on in their browsers? That must be it. Three people absolutely must know what's going on in that thread and feel that a site-specific bookmark requires too many steps to access, so they have a little bookmark at the top of their bookmark bar.

i don't know exactly how that works.

199,426 people are fans of ABC Family 25 Days of Christmas.

207,012 people are fans of ABC Family 25 Days of Christmas.

207,012 - 199,426 = 7586

7586 / 42 = 180.6

180.6 = # of people becoming fans of ABC Family 25 Days of Christmas per min.

this should be tested once and for all.

that thread has 570 new answers, why?

What thread?

the ass on that one thread.

I just want to make it clear that I'm not complaining ... about a thread I can't be bothered to read.

Oh, God, you would have to open it. No, wait, I think I can explain this, even though I've only read 1% of it.

People are talking about all the different ideas to do with other people saying so and so is hot and objectifying women. You know, if it makes you uncomfortable, when it's okay, when it's not okay. Who does what. Everything to do with that.

To make a point, Laurel substitutes "nigger" for the spot about the woman in the poll. Dan and horseshoe say, That's racist. They say sexism and racism don't function the same in our society and aren't the same. Dan is really pissed, waiting for an apology.

Discussion.

Then 4,000 posts later there's an apology and an acceptance and Goole around that time says something about having bad thoughts. People talk about thinking about children in a sexual way, and talk about whether it's bad to have bad thoughts, and where that rates, and they talk about man as an animal, if he is at all.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/01/21/us/21hillary.600.jpg
http://www.general-anaesthesia.com/images/original-sin.jpg
http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/year-o-the-ox.jpg

Kinda like this ^^^?

Sort of. How did you know that someone mentioned the fruit? You opened the thread!

What? No!

I'm not sure I get the last one, except that he's corrupted by his thoughts?

Also, the Hillary and Obama picture should be 100 times the size of the others. And there should be a smaller picture of Alicia Keys' ass first.

the last one = the first, most obvious gis image that combined human and animal features

T or F: One of the principal themes, perhaps the overriding theme, of the minotaur myth is bestiality.

that sounds true to me.

hey guys if you want to keep squatting on this board, drop all the weird meta analyzing ilx crap plz

thank you, helpful moderator, sir.

no problem, thx to yall in advance

Does speculating why some thread is in the most read threads list count as "weird meta analyzing ilx crap"?

yes

could you lock that thread then?

Huh, I thought for sure it was about other stuff. The numbers thing seems benign. Shrug from here either way.

I just don't want to get in trouble.

its a difficult lyfe

with pleasure.
xpost.

the key thing is that mentioning posters by name and interpreting their actions is off limits on the subboards, so fair warning that it wont be allowed

i know you said 'that one,' btw.