Do you drink tea?

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If not why not? Milk and sugar? How much?

I have a preference for 1-2 sugars, milk in last.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 10:15 (twenty years ago)

Milk in FIRST, you johnny-foreigner!

I have a preference for 1-2 spoonfulls of herb.

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Yes, definitely! Sugar in first, milk in last.

Milk in first is working class.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago)

milk in first is middle class.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)

milk in last = builders tea
milk in first = for the pretentious to make themselves look "Refained"

strangely, upper class people ten to put milk in last too.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Martin Amis said in his biography that milk in last is middle class! He gave an explanation, I'll have to look it up.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Several Nazi spies were caught out by being asked to make a cup of tea. Apparently the english are the only ones to put milk in first, so much as you all might want to not be english (me included) and be all exotic and all that shit, you are making Nazi tea. With 2 spoonfulls of Xyklon B. MILK IN FIRST PWNS!

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Thursday, 12 August 2004 11:17 (twenty years ago)

yes, that story is also told about the wackie Nazis who got confused between the salt cellar and the pepper grinder because the amount of holes are different in England and Europe.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:47 (twenty years ago)

That is because ours are inefficient, those responsible for making salt cellars in england VILL BE GASSED!

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:03 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/connected/main.jhtml?xml=/connected/2003/06/27/ecntea25.xml&sSheet=/connected/2003/06/27/ixconn.html

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/m971211b.html

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 10:37 (nineteen years ago)

"Martin Amis said in his biography that milk in last is middle class! He gave an explanation, I'll have to look it up."

martin amis is well dodgy and not to be trusted in general, have any of you read dead babies?
nuff said

i cannot imagine him drinking tea when his fridge is clearly stocked with a comprehensive array of putrid munting juices.

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 14 June 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://craphound.com/images/hugekettle1929.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 08:09 (eighteen years ago)

Ha Ha!

― TEVAN, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 08:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41249000/jpg/_41249979_teapot270.jpg

― TEVAN, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 08:34 (eighteen years ago)

909090

― Tevan (banana), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 08:52 (eighteen years ago)

I just drank some milk and now it's dribbling down my chops. What do I do?

― Milky Chops, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

tell every one it's jiz

― djinnweasel, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:35 (eighteen years ago)

it's not jiz, it's milk.

― Milky Chops, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

they don't know that

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

But it's not!!

― Milky Chops, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 10:01 (eighteen years ago)

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