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Hiya, I'm Paul I'm a new 'Workshy Teadrinker of North Herts' I used to be the Metropolitan Police Commissioner but I've now retired so I guess that makes me "workshy" ha ha, only joking. I very much enjoy a cup of tea,(I'm sipping at an Earl Grey currently) if anyone would like to discuss tea, my new company 'Condon's Jonnys' or any other subject (Keep it legal I used to be Filth) then I'd absolutely love to chat.

R.S.V.P

Sir Paul.

― Sir Paul Condon, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Sir Paul

Are you really 'Tevan Mugabe or what?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

Also, can you fix it for me to go on a hot air balloon ride?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

I am Sir Paul. No I can't sort out hot air balloons, where did that come from? Also it's a bit of an odd way to break the ice.

― Sir Paul, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

were you aware that your name is an anagram of "an old cop's ruin"?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

No, I had never noticed that 'A Gold Tin'.

Don't forget I nused to be a copper, I've got mates on the force!

― Sir Paul, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

i borrowed a dvd off a mate the other day. are your people gonna come and get me for piracy?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Don't be like that, I just wanna have a laugh. I'm not in "the muck" any maore anyway, I was just saying be aware thats all.

― Sir Paul, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

Your name reminds me of tackle-coats.

Sir Paul Condommmm

http://www.condom69.co.uk/images/packet%20fronts/small_condommm.jpg

― Tev, Thursday, 2 March 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

I've never heard that one before Tev, you're a clever guy.

― Sir Paul, Thursday, 2 March 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck you Jonny boy!

― Rubber Tev, Thursday, 2 March 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

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