What are the best ways to appease the gods?

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Anyone know any good, foolproof ways of appeasing gods, as it keeps raining lately and we're running short of virgins?

― Moses of the Old Testement, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Offer that God an Little Burger, that should do it.

Gods Lovin' it.

― Teev, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

That's a great idea - perhaps one should arrange the sesame seeds in such a way, that they mirror the constellations in the heavens? Maybe one could even take the sacrofice of cholesterol by consuming said burger, in his honour. I shall pray on this.

― Moses of the Old Testement, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

The best way to appease the Gods is by offering them extra-hot Nandos (quater chicken, chips & coleslaw, no less). That should keep them happy for a few days. But what if they like it so much, they banish Nandos off the face of the Earth to become the official food of the Gods?? Would there be mass suicide??

― Virgin Mary, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Nandos-shmandos! Ron doesn't want that junk, he would way prefere a nice burgee!

― Teev, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Nando's = trash. I prefere my own lovely USA sndwiches!!!! (but not that new salad refuse I've been selling recently, MUCK! I'm gonna have to get rid of some management. Hmmm...)

Your lovin' it.

Amen.

― Ron', Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

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