When does 'flicking off the drips' at the urinal become having a wank in the Gents?

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Hmmmmm......

― Teven, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 09:30 (twenty years ago)

somewhere between when the yellow starts looking a little bit more like hot white?

― Killer Collin (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

So half an hour or so is fine?

― T', Wednesday, 8 March 2006 09:41 (twenty years ago)

nah man, its not ok, not in a conventional way. people will presume you're wanking. if you're gonna do it you've gotta be quick. warm up before hand by viewing women/men (whatever you like) on the web, then nip in the toilets, do some shakes, see what happens.

― Killer collin (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 10:25 (twenty years ago)

Don't do it whilst watching babylon, you'll get in trouble...!

― George Michael, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 10:28 (twenty years ago)

I personally think the line is at three shakes - any more and you enter dangerous terratory. Also a good technique can be to bend the knees and shake from the hips.

― The Toilet Stalker, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Ok, so what if you start shaking off the excess yellow and grow a boner but you're still shakin' out that yella? That wouldn't cound as sex-rubbing would it?

― Tev, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 10:34 (twenty years ago)

I think shaking with no hands is the best, that way you also get to share some of your produce with those around you.

― sates (dog), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 10:35 (twenty years ago)

what though sate, if you were shaking with no hands, grew a boner, and then shook some hot white junk on them?

what if they liked it?

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 10:47 (twenty years ago)

Yeah Satan Christ, you bloody dick-spin!

― Tev, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 10:49 (twenty years ago)

dunno, maybe you could charge them for the honour.
like some weird bukkake festival.

― sates (dog), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 10:50 (twenty years ago)

Hetro-Peado!

― Tev, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 10:51 (twenty years ago)

i see what you're saying, kill 2 birds with one stone. go to the toilet, piss, then get paid for white pissing on an eager colleague. you could even hold it against them, threaten to tell the whole world that they like white piss on them!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 11:27 (twenty years ago)

I think you'd end up on the 'Decking' thread.

― Tev, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 11:42 (twenty years ago)

maybe, but then if they like white piss on them, and are willing to pay for it, then i don't think that they would be very good at making decking.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:13 (twenty years ago)

I don't think they would like it though, I think they would deck you.

― Teev, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:47 (twenty years ago)

hang on, why would they deck you if they'd paid for the experience???

i suppose they wouldn't happy about being bribed over the issue, but i still don't think that that type of human likes hot white junk sprayed on them would have it in them to deck another human, especially not the human that sprayed them with junk.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:45 (twenty years ago)

Nah, I mean if you jizzed at some human who was standing next to you at the piss disposal unit, the chances are they'd deck you. I mean, even if they were into that sort of stuff they'd probably be a bit annoyed that you didn't ask them, they might be about to give a presentation or something.

― Tev, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

i see steven. i think we got mixed up somewhere. i'm suggesting, like satan did, that they would be paying for it, so they wouldn't be shocked, or angry, but in fact happy.

then you could hold it against them, and promise to tell their wife and stuff, and rob them for loads of money and junk.

and if they liked it and were the type of human happy to do it and pay for it, i don't reckon they'd be the decking type. more interior design maybe.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

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