AA

Did you know you can carry on being an alcoholic without joining the AA, like many of my friends I practise getting fucking "shitfaced"tm with my pals and not remembering half of what I was twatting on about on the night however important it seemed at the time. I can have shit arguments with them all about bullshit that doesnt really matter, and get all up in their arrogant faces about all sorts of trivial waste and then hardly remember the next day about why I was so angry and self righteous.
Hurrah for Al Kol, he's my mother fucking hero.
Remember you can avoid the AA, by denying the fact that you're addicted to Al Kol, even if it's only at the weekends.
Ron Bless xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx