I FEEL LIKE TOUCHER TONIGHT, LIKE TOUCHER TONIGHT!!!!

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Dear Teadrinkers,

'tis tonight that TOUCHER is playing it's debut gig at The Red Hart pub in Hitchin. We are on first so I reckon we'll be on about 8.
Buy a TV guide at lunch time and if "there's not much on" and you are a mammal, scuttle down!

― Tev, Thursday, 9 March 2006 09:57 (nineteen years ago)

Ooooooo!!!! I'll be there, I'd love to get busy with DogLatin after the show if possible?

Xxxxx

― Lucy Zimmermann, Thursday, 9 March 2006 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

How old are you?

― DogLatin, Thursday, 9 March 2006 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

4! Is that too old?

― Lucy Zimmermann (dog), Thursday, 9 March 2006 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

i think 4 might be pushing it a bit. doubt they'll let you in.

try anyway though. i heard toucher are gonna play the longest, most intense set of music heard in all of hitchin's musical history. apparently.

― killer diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 9 March 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

it's going to be a 4 hour epic.

― teh real dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

complete with epic light show, 12 synths, a drum kit the size of andy fordham, and occasional glimpses of genius. apparently

― killer diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 9 March 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, no synths now, Synthesizer Patel got burgled again!

― Tev, Thursday, 9 March 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

what about the son et lumière?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

what thats latin?

i guess if the synths are gone we'll have to go back to guitars and junk, and cut back the set to about 15 minutes. oh well.

― killer clocko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 9 March 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

5 hours guys!!! I'll be down there from about 6:30. Fuck! FUCKIN HELL! FUCK!

We should nominate someone to take photos.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

jesus man, half 6? isn't that a bit early?

wogan man, can you call that james dude and check its ok for us to use there stuff like, since i'm a bit panicked about it. i've been all "don't worry diko, it'll be fine", but seriously, its worth checking.

― killer diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

FFS! Dicko, stop panicking, they said we can use their amps and we should turn up at 7 to soundcheck.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh right, cool man, sorry, didn't realise you'd already spoke to them like. i'm sure you can understand my concern though. i've done this many times before, but never ever ever with this lack of preparation. ever.

― killer diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

i love the way everyone's shittin their kecks over this. it's very sweet.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

we'll be fine dude.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

plus the cute girl behind the bar promised to give us all handjobs afterwards.

or did i dream that part?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

i know we will man. i know it'll be whatever it'll be. i'm not shitting myself, not like i used to anyway. there's a lot less for me to worry about this time than ever before. and there's practically nothing for you to worry about, all you need is your mic!!!

it'll be good. i am confident of this.

you dreamt it. it was me she promised. but i had to turn her down. you know, miriam and all. but i've pointed the barmaid in your direction now anyway!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

and there's practically nothing for you to worry about, all you need is your mic!!!

oh but i'm not going.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

you lost me here wogan? not going where?

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

to the gig.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

sates just texted and said he isn't going to make it either. guess it's just you and steven then.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

right yeah, thats what i thought you might mean, but then that doesn't make any sense, cos if you're not there then there's no toucher. each person (except probably me) is irreplacable.

so i presume you're joking, or trying to attack diko's panic button?

― killer diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha, yeah, i've decided not to do the gig, i'm playing football tonight instead, didn't i tell you??

― sates (dog), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

not joking, i've been roped into work.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

actually no i'm playing football too. no actually i'm playing hurling.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh right, well my book club usually meets on thursdays, so i guess i can do that now.

which is excellent, cos we're reveiwing the bible this week...

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

Oh cool, I wanted to play snooker anyway.

― Snooker Loopy Tev, Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

WELL FUCKIN DONE YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

/more pissed than i've been in years...

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

no really, well done. it couldn't have gone any better really.

THIS ONE'S ABOUT THE WAR IN IRAQ (not really)

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah man, it couldn't have gone much better for a 1st gig really. bit rough round the edges, and a few teething problems, but basically promising for the future.

can't wait to do it again.

― killer diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 10 March 2006 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD JOB BOYOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― None4, Friday, 10 March 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Clocks, can you send us those photos that Greenclack took? I'll put em on photobucket then whack em on here.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

No.

― Hoax Clocko, Friday, 10 March 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

sure thing sir latin, will do it tomorrow or something.

miriams at an interview right now. i am scared for her. if thats not too weird. but as soon as she's home i'll hound her until she puts them pictures on the 'puter.

― killer diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

yippee skip! i'm here till like 9:30 tonight so no rush.,

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

ok then latin, will do it later today then.

half 9 on a friday, the day after gig, blue whale style drinking, and a late night, is just not fair.

― killer diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

on the upside, it's wacky tacky tie day, so that makes it all better.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

okay, as far as i'm concerned, toucher reformation jam in my house tomorrow (wednes) about 7 or 8. can't wait!!!

need to find my mic, it's still awol but i'm sure it's in a box or a drawer somewhere.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

or i can just shout louder

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

i've got a mic if you need to borrow one.

i am all wet with excitement!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

bring it incase!!!!!!!!1

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

I hate toucher!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

captain smash, i hereby challenge you to a duel. no one attacks toucher like that without facing some serious consequences!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Captain smash vs Toucher the odds are against me maybe I will form my own band toucher 2!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

maybe smasher would be a better name for your band captain?

― Ballie Krishna (Ballie Krishna), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Are we playing this gig on Friday then or what?

Band rehearsal tonight, my gaff 7 o'clocko

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

i think its one of the most worst ideas i've ever heard. we are so unprepared it isn't even funny.

however, this thing is a democracy...

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

haha, we were placing bets on whether on hearing the news you'd paint yourself yellow and run round GE Life shouting "Penguin Mustard Challenge!" at the top of your voice, or if your face and head were to just cave in, a bit like a crushed can of Rubicon Mango juice drink.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

question is, does Tev now owe me £1.50??

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

i was the one who wanted to do club 85 when everyone else said no. so i'm not scaredy cat. on the contrary. but this idea is just mind bogglingly silly really, even beyond my own realms of silly.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

tev, satan sent me that new track you guys have been playing - it sounds rad. i want to make a good job on the vocal.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 08:06 (nineteen years ago)

Coo' coo' coo' Wogey-sing-song-Man.

Toucher all round. Dunno where Clocko is, can't see his human at GE work?!

― Tev, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 08:11 (nineteen years ago)

*GASP!*

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Today is wednesday AKA: Toucherday!

Shall we jam or weak out? (yet again)

What do you reckon Toucher men?

― Tev, Wednesday, 7 June 2006 07:48 (nineteen years ago)

COME ON YER PANSIES!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

Yeh play that funky music white boys!

― Ladykaty, Wednesday, 7 June 2006 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

I've managed (incredibly) to leave tonight free of any box socials, bar mitzvahs, weddings, scotch-egg eating competitions, protest marches, or hardcore boomraves - so yes I'm up for it!

PS Brown might be able to get us a gig supporting Montague Rainbow on the 16th. She's getting back to me soon about it.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 07:59 (nineteen years ago)

Oooooo Tedri,

Gig could be cool but we should probably show the time warrior the new songs first cos he'll need to come up with bass lines int-it.

― Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeev, Wednesday, 7 June 2006 08:11 (nineteen years ago)

Shit man, just realised we've got 14 songs now! Woweeeee!!!!!

1- Christmas

2- Popular Peadofile (our little secret)

3- Nee-Naw

4- GE-soldier

5- Shape-shifters & Side-winders

6- Dr.Oetker

7- Free Abu Hamza

8- Yes-Yes

9- Pissed-up Hero

10- Sorry

11- Mum & Dad

12- 'Earth song' cover

13- Burger

14- Captain Jook-Jook

― a-Tev, Wednesday, 7 June 2006 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

maybe clocko can use his powers to pause time and give us a while to get really good at doing toucher stuff?

for fun i might get my keyboard out tonight - might be fun trying to do a cheeky instrumental or just one where we shout something like "MEAL DEAL!" every 8 bars or something.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

anyone know if clocko's up for a jam today?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, he just emailed me and said he had another downer, plus he's not at work today. So it's just the 3 of us tonight.

We should have a couple of tins in your garden before we start as it is so tedri today if you're up for it?

What time do you want us to come over?

― Tev, Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Doggie, you should get in contact with The Loft in Cambridge, pretty busy, newish venue these days...the promoters are from Hitchin and also promote for Riddims, so might be worth getting in contact...They are on my myspace if you're interested...

Dixie.

― Dixie, Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

Nice one Dixie.

Tev, Phil is coming over to show me his guitar about 6:30 but i prob won't be ready till at least 7.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Safe Dixie!

Ok Woges, I'll show up around 7:30 then.

― Tev, Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

We need a battle plan. I'm bored of same old thing every week.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

So are my neighbours, but that's just too bad.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

What do you mean? You wanna jam more?

― Teev, Tuesday, 13 June 2006 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

only if we're going to get somewhere like record something or do a gig or something. feeling like we're about to hit a wall, ya get me? also - we need clocko back, i miss him!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yep I know, it's got to a point where we can't really progress that much without the time-peice. I think we should still keep practicing though it can only be an goods thing int-it.

We also need to complete earth song.

― Teelaban, Tuesday, 13 June 2006 09:04 (nineteen years ago)

yes. we need a copy of the original so we've at least got somethign to demolish.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

Ja, you printed it off didn't you?

― Telephone, Tuesday, 13 June 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

i meant the song.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I know, you printed it off a while ago though didn't you? I thought that's what were working from.

― Teligent, Wednesday, 14 June 2006 07:15 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, Seeeeen!

You mean like, to put in your 2x ear instead of at your double-eye?

― Telectromagnet, Wednesday, 14 June 2006 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

accrington stanley, yeh. so that we semi-sort[ve know what we're doing.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yeas-yeas lovely,

So are we jamming tonight then?

Is it the case that tonight we jam?

In the evening we play music?

When the darkness falls, Toucher will rise?

Wogan doth howl, Teven.. he strummeth, Clayton... he strikes the Kevin?

― Telectrician, Wednesday, 14 June 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yeh... I guess I'm sort've up for it but I'm starting to get a bit fed up of doing the same thing each week. Not being funny but it's alright for you and sates cos playing instruments, you can develop your technique and find new ways if doing stuff but it's a bit dull for me since all i do is shout a lot and hurt my voice without really improving very much. We kind of need Clocko there or else I'm gonna start getting bored. Hope you kindof get what I'm saying mang.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah we do need Clocko but he aint well int-it so we'll just have to wait until he's more betterer.

It's up to you Wogan, if you wanna jam tonight then I'm defo up for it, if you don't then let's not bother. Just let me know cos I might see if Nig can help me sort out my car tonight if we're not playing.

― Teev, Wednesday, 14 June 2006 09:21 (nineteen years ago)

silly latin, have you not learnt the art of the voice warm up yet?

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 14 June 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

no. i do need to learn. my lee used to sing in a world-touring choir, maybe she could teach me?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

dunno tev. i know it's not mr dicko's fault but i don't really feel like i personally am going to benefit from a jam tonight unless he wants to. i'm not being lazy about this, i'm just being realistic. so it's up to you - if you really want to jam then we will but if you've got better things to do then let's not...

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, I'll discuss it with Satan at lunch and let you know after 2 cool?

― Teeeeeeev, Wednesday, 14 June 2006 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

wick.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

Clayton said he Does want to jamed tonighT.

Please post a photo of a clock showing the time you would like us to arrive at your kennel.

― Teeev, Wednesday, 14 June 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

Wogan! I must know the answer to this question or we'll have to guess what time to come round and something terrybull could happen!

SPACE, DINOSAURS AND ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Steeeee, Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, I was in a training session. You really really really want to have a jam? I'm not that up for it but I guess if it makes you happy let's say about 7:30.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

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