Murder your boss...but how?

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Which is your dream method of murdering your boss/irritating co-worker?

Im gonna go for skinning alive, then chucking them in a skip full of piss,broken glass and boiling glue.

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago)

punching her in the face ad moritorium.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:57 (twenty years ago)

You could use different gloves each punch e.g cricket gloves, baseball mitt, gloves of metal, etc.

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Thursday, 12 August 2004 11:18 (twenty years ago)

Drive a tank over their legs and beat them up a bit then roll them in glue and cover them in maggots, seal in room and turn up the heat. Ayeeeeeeee.

― Sinbad, Friday, 13 August 2004 06:59 (twenty years ago)

Sinbad wins!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:58 (twenty years ago)

My boss has gone on holiday for a week, so I have no need of murderous impulses. However, the head of the company is sitting in her desk in her stead. He better not stop me from researching the musical forms of sonatas and symphonies or I will gut him with a violin bow!

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:47 (twenty years ago)

wrap them in clingfilm with all burrowing parasites and that inside, then put them in a sauna, giving them boiling salt water to drink and glass wrapped in tinfoil to eat.Then glue headphones to their head,play them some gay shit like limp bizkit while giving them huge doses of LSD while dragging them behind a train with all dogshit spilling out of a big tank onto the tracks.and tattoo "gay" on their head.

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:17 (twenty years ago)

Is that how you make a rugby player?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Pretty much, except you have to send them to some gay boarding school and give them a lobotomy first.

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:11 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

you lot are weird but i have yellow spots stuck to my chin where I have been plating my own bottom and that of my team

― chris jackson, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Stick his head in a wok and see if it stir fries.

― Capt Cardinali, Thursday, 4 May 2006 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

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