Does anyone know any Selky Women?

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Got a Selky-Woman? You know what to do......

― Sloberdan Mugabe, Monday, 13 March 2006 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.powellstudios.com/selkydance2.jpg

Where would you put it!?

― Ballie Krishna (Ballie Krishna), Monday, 13 March 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.proviso.homestead.com/files/p_lois_selk_55.jpg

― satan (Dog Full of Money.), Monday, 13 March 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://av.rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5Xg8WBVEE0oAd1eHBqMX;_ylu=X3oDMTBwanIybjRqBHBndANhdHdfaW1nX3Jlc3VsdARzZWMDc3I-/SIG=11s5a1j23/EXP=1142335932/**http%3a//www.wholey.net/Greenland/skin.jpg

DON'T TELL THE MRS ! Shhh!

― Ballie Krishna (Ballie Krishna), Monday, 13 March 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

Blimey! Quick responses, you lot have clearly been drinking your tea. I didn't realise you were such Selky-Woman enthusiasts, good work(shy).

― Tev, Monday, 13 March 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.orkneyjar.com/folklore/selkiefolk/selkiegirl.jpg

― Tev, Monday, 13 March 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

uncle tev, what a selky woman?

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 13 March 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure either clocko, but from the pictures i think selky must mean a cross between ugly but smooth and/or furry.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Once up on a time, there was this bloke who lived in Scotland near the seaside and he married this really fit girl who they say was "the tedzest in all the land", they done a small called 'Plan.A' anyway, one day Plan.A went into their barn when he was bored and he found this old seal skin hanging on a nail. He arxed his Dad why it was there but his Dad said "Don't worry about it, just leave it alone and don't tell your Ma I've got it" then his Dad went to work. Later on in the day Plan.A was still wondering about the seal skin so he went and got it and arxed his Ma why his Dad had it. His Ma said "I dunno, I've never seen it, I dunno why your Dad's got it. I'll arx him later." So Plan.A went and watched TV. Later his Dad came back and arxed him "Where's your Ma?" and Plan said "Dunnah!" His Dad looked in the barn and then came back in fucking screwing at him! "Where's the fucking seal skin Plan.A you little Bast' what have you done?!" Plan.A told him what happened and his Dad started to sob. Plan.A goes "Huh? I don't get it, what's going on?" and his Dad said; "That was your Ma's skin, she's a Selky-Woman, she came from the sea and stripped it off and I hid it so she'd stay on the land and now you've given it back to her, She's gone back to the sea! We'll never see her again."

THE END.

― Tev, Monday, 13 March 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

:-(

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

What's the matter Latin?

― Teve, Monday, 13 March 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

jesus teven, i reckon thats the most heart breaking words that have ever been written. i feel so sorry for the 'Dad' character. he'll never be happy again.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 13 March 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it is a harrowing tale. If you ever find a seal skin hung up leave it well alone!

― Tev', Monday, 13 March 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

who told you that story tev?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

This old pissed bloke eating a sausage.

― Tev', Monday, 13 March 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/4/84bc5a1133368b2b7685f0f761e3dc10.jpg

was it the infamous Catman of Greenock? (although I don't think he's pissed, just troubled and unloved.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

I tried giving my Mrs a seal skin, in the hope that she would f**k of out to sea, but it didn't work...!

― Twisted Thinka, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

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