BAST' WATCH!

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Ok Teadrinkers we're starting BAST'WATCH. Next time you go to the pub, go armed with a camera and take as many spy style photos as you can of Tom Bastiani then wack 'em on this thread. (but don't tell him what's going on yet, we'll tell him later) Good luck, BAST' WATCH!

― Te', Monday, 13 March 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-279.vo.llnwd.net/00360/97/25/360785279_l.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

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― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

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― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

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― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! There must be a "glitch in the system" Wogan! That didn't work. Did you lob a spanner in your computer? Wee in the disc drive? If not, try it.

― Tev, Monday, 13 March 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e59/toucher1234/ToucherGig-March2006005.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

what you bangin on about tev? i can see the pictures!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, I can see the last picture of Bast' but not the other ones. BAST!!!!

― Tev', Monday, 13 March 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

I heard a rumor that if Bast' doesn't have a constant intake of Vintage clothing and Foster's lager he "wilts and becomes fraile" is this true?!

― Tev, Monday, 13 March 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

maybe ge don't allow linking from myspace.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, that'll be it. I couldn't get on there when I tried earlier.

― Tev', Monday, 13 March 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=42903864&imageID=371566345&Mytoken=9E0A0843-C836-CF5A-FA778BD94E9D89143584877

― satan (Dog Full of Money.), Monday, 13 March 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

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― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

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is this Bast?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I want a Bast-Watch t-shirt.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 March 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah me too!

I saw Bast's Pal on the way home from work yesterday and nearly spilled the beans about "Bast' watch" but I managed to hold it together luckily!

― Teev, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

tev, don't tell pete about bast watch. the first thing he'll do is tell bast, and then it'll be over before it started.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, I won't.

― Tev, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

I might make some bast watch stencils, and wack a few on ebay.

― satan (dog), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, put 'em up!

― Tev, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

with his facial?

― sates (dog), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmmm..... It would be funny. Unless you got busted.

― Tev', Tuesday, 14 March 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

i reckon a t-shirt with bast's face on it would be teh funny.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

fancy going on a quick bast watch tonight Teadrinkers?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm... Unsure. 'tis the possible but 'teven's carcass is a bit bashed in from alchy week plus he of teh cigs again so might just done look at teh telly. Then again, might get f*cked!!! I'll let you know if so Jelly adult.

― Tev, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Teadrinkers, we may have already raised the bar to a very high standard.

Let me explain.

The night started out with me and the Long Man playing pool. Basters walked in, but attempts to try and catch him on my phone were pretty futile. The bugger just kept moving about too much for me to get a decent shot...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/doglatin/bast1.jpg

We'd almost given up, until Basti himself came up to us at the end of the night.
"Watch this!" he said, disappearing behind the bar. Soon he emerged wearing the coolest Toucher-style peadocoat I've ever seen but he agreed to do the Hitler-Peace pose while I took his picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/doglatin/bast3.jpg

It took a moment for him to grasp the concept, seeing as at first he did a real life Nazi salute (so wrong!)...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/doglatin/bast2.jpg

but eventually he came round to it and did the official Toucher sign, a cross between the Basil Faulty and the 60's hippy.

Love it! Love it!

Can anyone do better?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

i forgot to mention Satan Christ played an important part in getting him to do the pose. He still doesn't know about the thread.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, whatever you do, don't let him know about this thread.
Bast Watch is like neighbourhood watch. It must be well secret, so's no drive by's happen or whatever.

― satan (Dog Full of Money.), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

Unless one can catch some truly incriminating footage of dear Bast, I think you've set the bar here, Wogan. How's anyone to match that, eh?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 16 March 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha! That's classical, good work Wogy-Bear. I saw Bast' doing some walking early yesterday evening, I [ut my eye at him but unfortunately I didn't have an camera with me, shucks!

― Tev, Thursday, 16 March 2006 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

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Der Bast oder in der nahe von Sherwood oder...ost kuste biotch!

Ede.

― Honky, Friday, 17 March 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

oder
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/texas_chainwhore/robinhood.jpg

― Honky, Friday, 17 March 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha, that looks loads like bast, is that an actual pic or is it photoshop'd?
You can put your bastalike's on here too, but try and keep it pure bast if you can cos that's the bast.

― sates, Friday, 17 March 2006 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, that is weird. honky, who are you and do you know bast?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 17 March 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

Safe Gee, that's the best Bast' so far! "Yure the baaast!"

― Tev, Friday, 17 March 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I AM BAST

― THOMAS ALEXANDER BASTIANI, Friday, 7 April 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

Bast' eh? Prove it. What did you spend yesterday afternoon doing? What did you buy from BugJam last year?

― Tev, Friday, 7 April 2006 07:16 (nineteen years ago)

who told bast? who gave the game up?

or is this just tev messing around again.....

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

tev told him. he was in the pub last night and we were talking about it. he still wants us to do bastwatch though.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 April 2006 07:48 (nineteen years ago)

tev, you ruined it for everyone. thanks a bunch!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 09:12 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck you Clocko! I don't remember telling him, Clayton and Wogan say that I told him when I was pissed on drugs, I have no memory of this. For all I know this could be a fit-up job by Claytes and Wow' to try and make really popular Tev' un-popular. Yeah. Yep/Yoop.

Oder?

― Tev, Friday, 7 April 2006 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

those look like the words of a desperate and undoubtedly guilty man if you ask me......

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 09:37 (nineteen years ago)

Shut up you gay-nazi-paki.

― Tev, Friday, 7 April 2006 09:45 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway I don't reckon it's the real Bast' cos he hasn't taken the test I put on for him and the genuine Bast' would defo know the answers easily. I reckon it's a Hoax-Bast'.

― Teev, Friday, 7 April 2006 09:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah he aint real Bast, he Joker Bast...genuine Bast knows not what the internet is, ya get...

Keep your Bast-radars on DEF-CON red, and don't blab...

Honky

― Dixie, Friday, 7 April 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

bast told me he'd seen the thread and he thought it was funny. then he insisted i took a photo of him.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 April 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

I saw Bast' at lunch time in hi snatural habitat and arx't him if he went on the Bast' Watch and he said nope. It was obviously you Honky-Tonk! You weren't expecting the Bast' test were ya?!

― Tev, Friday, 7 April 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/doglatin/basty.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 April 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

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nice to see tis all going strong over at Bast-Watch... any more pics guys, he had tree-men-dus hair on at the weekend...Panty.

― Brown Panty (Brown Panty), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

hiya brown! yes there were photos taken, more to come HO HO HO!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

BASTien Salabanzi....

http://www.etniesskate.com/site-images/news/article/Bastien-Salabanzi-demo.jpg

Hi Browners!!!!

― Popular Tev, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

browners?

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 08:22 (nineteen years ago)

yup Browners here! one of my many noms. I have a challenge.... to find Bast-A-Likes at "Bum for your Mum" this weekend... IT'S ON. photgraphic evidence is required and the prize for the best Dopple-Ganger ist einen data mit Bast... Get snapping...

― Brown Panty (Brown Panty), Monday, 22 May 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

That sounds like an jokes idea, is the real Bast going to RTTS?

― Tev, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

a classic Bast moment:
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3158/10012123mq.jpg

― satan, Tuesday, 30 May 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

Another quintessential Bast moment...here he is seen snuffling on some essence of egg and tomata...http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/texas_chainwhore/egg.jpg

― Dixie, Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://bast.milkcafe.to/image/basttitle.gif

― Matrix Boy, Friday, 2 June 2006 09:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aksioma.org/bast/images/photos/poster_2005.gif

― Sexy Lee, Friday, 2 June 2006 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sixcentz.com/photos2/bast.jpg

― Matrix Boy, Friday, 2 June 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fuenfundvierzig.com/catalog/catother/bast.jpg

― sab, Friday, 2 June 2006 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.roe-deer.cz/cz/foto/jine/bast.gif

― sab, Friday, 2 June 2006 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.unbeknownst.org/criticalimages/bast.jpg

― sab, Friday, 2 June 2006 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

This is GURN BAST after halloween last year. RAAS

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― TERRENCE, Sunday, 4 June 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

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― TERRENCE (TERRENCE), Sunday, 4 June 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Hello

Nice thread. Who is this good looking chap Bast? He has nice hair. He is a younger uglier and less muscular version of me. How nice.

Any sexy bikini ladies on here?? I am free every night!!!

Micheal Knight (And his HUGE gearstick!)

― Knightrider, Sunday, 4 June 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Safe Terry,

Nice Basts!!!

― Tev, Monday, 5 June 2006 07:51 (nineteen years ago)

Cool more Basts. I need to find a real Bast picture. Jokes Michael Knight.

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 5 June 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

I saw Bast in the pub last night. I wanted to say hello and hero-worship him slightly but then realised I don't actually know Bast at all, I only know him from Bast Watch. Is it inappropriate for me to go and stroke him under these circumstances??

― blizzard, Friday, 9 June 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, don't worry, he won't mind. He knows about Bast Watch and realises there is a huge fan base so it won't phase him, especially if you buy him a Stella/vintage tie for his troubles. Apparently Bast hates Fosters! He's a Stella man.

― Teev, Friday, 9 June 2006 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

Safe. Now you mention it he does look like a Fighters kinda chap. Good choice Bast. I am rather in awe of him, I can't establish whether I want to be with him or if I just want to BE him.

― blizzard, Friday, 9 June 2006 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

Probably a little bit of both..

― ginweasel, Friday, 9 June 2006 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

Jokes!

― Teev, Friday, 9 June 2006 09:58 (nineteen years ago)

YESAY

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

Run To The Bast Mo' fo'ers...

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Honky-Kong

― Dixie, Monday, 12 June 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Yes Honky! That's what I'm talking about.

A Big "HELLO!" to Bast's Mum too!

― Teev, Monday, 12 June 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

hehe, that's a good photo honky.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://wmg.photobucket.com/widgets/dynamicflash.php?featuretype=bucketstamp&featurename=bast&pa=/v192/doglatin/

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 07:23 (nineteen years ago)

No new pics though is it?

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

I've got shit loads of 'watch' on my snappa from Cornwall, I'll whack that shit up asap int-it.

― Teev, Wednesday, 14 June 2006 08:09 (nineteen years ago)

BEAT THESE BAD BOYS, SUCKERS!:

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http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/3820/imag00033as.jpg
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http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/9559/imag00189qz.jpg

― sates and tev, Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

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― LadyKaty, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

Classico!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha with that bike behind him!

― satan, Tuesday, 4 July 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

i think he was on the bike

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

BAAAAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Teen Bast, Wednesday, 5 July 2006 07:02 (eighteen years ago)

Bast Fest!

http://nyc.metblogs.com/photos/bastille%20day.jpg

― We Luv Telly!, Wednesday, 5 July 2006 07:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cdc.gov/ncipc/bike/images/tricycle.gif

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 07:36 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 08:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/doglatin/barst.jpg

hairy bast

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

Bast, Goddess of Vice, Greed, and Lust

http://www.thresholdrpg.com/images/bast-header2.jpg

the real Bast is MUCH more sexual than our Bast..... sex wees all round....

panty

― Brown Panty (Brown Panty), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

if only someone coudl copy and paste that photo on here...... hmmmm.....

― Brown Panty (Brown Panty), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

Ooooo Tedri! Who's that sexual Bast' Lee?

http://www.thresholdrpg.com/images/bast-header2.jpg

― Tev ., Friday, 7 July 2006 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

Love itt. BATTY your a ledge

― Tapp, Friday, 14 July 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

michael

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Saturday, 15 July 2006 08:48 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

yes tommy boy these nutters must fucking love stay cool filthy love and the shoe parade get in

― jimbo, Saturday, 29 July 2006 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Listen up Bast Lovers..... I'm off to Bast-Fest this Thursday AKA Reading Festival, there will be SO many FAUX-BAST's. I am setting myself a Challenge...... to photograph a 'snuggle of Bast's'.... ITS ON....

― Brown Panty (Brown Panty), Monday, 21 August 2006 09:27 (eighteen years ago)

yay!

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 08:43 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

any one get any Bast mit Tash photies? surely shirley....

― Brown Panty (Brown Panty), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

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