W.W.Y.R.D? (What Would You Rather Do?)

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This is a thread to put 'WWYRD?'questions and answers on.

WWYRD?

A// For every meal for 1 year you can only eat pelts that you rip off peoples domestic pet's such as dogs/cat/rabbi.

or....

B// For 3 years spend the night every night sleeping in the local poo-spinner.

A or B?

― Uncle Teev, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

i'd kip in the poo spinner. That'd be swell!!

― satan (dog), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

when you say "in the local poo-spinner" exactly what do you mean? cos i don't reckon you could sleep much if you were in it, being spun around all the time.

option A for me then.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah but those poo spinners are pretty slow, it might rock you to sleep and help you forget you're kipping on a matress of rotting dumps. Also at least you wouldn't have to snack on pelts all the time.

― Tev, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

WWYRD?

A// Punch a poo.

or...

B// Clap a crap.

A oder B?

― Sue, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

A. Because I think it'd be well funny.

― satan (dog), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

couldn't really clap a crap, it wouldn't make that authentic clapping sound.

option A. you poo, i'll punch

― killer diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Would you rather...?

A) Make love to an unconvincing tranny
or
B) Make love to a chicken

― Twisted Thinka, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Would you rather...

a) Walk naked over hot coals
b) Go to work wearing nothing but a thong (men included in this)

― Tyger, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

Tranny, I couldn't do that to an eggo.

No, eggo.

No!!! TRANNY.....

Nah, eggo! I love EGGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Tev, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

Both, A & B. What fun!

― Wizard's Teve, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

make love to a chicken. couldn't do a tranny.

and walk naked over hot coals. always thought that looked worth a go.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.armandandangelina.com/images/hot_coals.jpg

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 09:37 (nineteen years ago)

WWYRD?

A// Whilst going somewhere with your Mum in her car, suddenly whip your peice out and crack out a white.

or...

B// During Christmas dinner with your family, jump on the table and start 'making love' to the turkey.

A or B?

― Te', Wednesday, 15 March 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

I think i'd choose A, cos both are very humiliating, but "A" only involves our mum witnessing it, and not all the plans and blue print writers.

― satan (Dog Full of Money.), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

gotta be 'A' really. actually did a white in the back seat of the car on a journey to bristol once. don't think either my mum or dad noticed. hopefully.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

that's the wrongest thing
well done
you'll defo be joining me when you die

― satan (Dog Full of Money.), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

it felt right at the time. had a raging hard on and it wouldn't give up. took ages though cos i couldn't get some proper hand/arm action going.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'm with Clocko on this one, both in terms of A and the aforementioned covert wankage. Well, hopefully covert.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 16 March 2006 07:07 (nineteen years ago)

Ha! ha! You lot are never being passingers in the Tev-mobil!

― Tev, Thursday, 16 March 2006 09:38 (nineteen years ago)

WWYRD?

A// Sneak into a church, duck tape the Priest/Vicar or whatever’s mouth, hands and legs and stash him under a pew. Then put his Church uniform on and take a service. Next, go into the confession box and whip out your manual hand drill and create a hole through big enough to shove your plot through. When the customer comes in to confess, tell them they must put there hands on the plot. Then when you’ve done a white confess that you’re not actually a man of the cloth and it was just a joke and exit the church.

Or…..

B// Try to get a series of different jobs lasting for 1 month. You can only work for one day, then you must quit and get a new job the next day. If you fail at ANY point, you have to start again. This cycle goes on forever until you have completed the 1 month of varied employment. Obviously you are not allowed to tell anyone you are trying to complete a WWYRD, you just have to act all normal or whatever.

A oder B?

― a-te', Wednesday, 22 March 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

a difficult one, but it would have to be B, there must be places in the world where you can get a ne job everyday, for a month

― satan mobile, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, but it'd be a right chore. Think of all the visits to the fucking Inland Revinue afterwards trying to sort out the bloody tax!

Also, where's the fun in 'B'? 'A' is ticking a box! One to tell the Grand Children and so on and so forth...

― Tev, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

i agree with tev. option A is far far too much of a chore for my liking. you could be doing the same routine for ages if just one day fucks up. plus you'd have no break for a month. thats mental. and all the jobs you could do would be bloody hard work. fuck that.

its gotta be option B for diko - can i beat the vicar up as well?

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Gotta be A, those church uniforms are stylin'! Plus you could wait for some hottie church frau to confess to do the white bit, yeh?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I like your thinking there Frogmeister!

― Teventh day Tevangelist, Thursday, 23 March 2006 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

A: Have the legs of a donkey
B:Have the arms of a bear.

― satan, Friday, 5 May 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

well apparently either moi or cardinalwife already have elephant feets, so better have bear arms, like kali the destroyer.
http://www.people.virginia.edu/~pm9k/tasvir/kali.jpg

― ginweasel, Friday, 5 May 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

he/she sounds friendly

― sataN, Friday, 5 May 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

Yup that's her manwife she's dancing on, because he bought her the wrong brand of gin.

― ginweasel, Friday, 5 May 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

Totally the bear arms. All those annoying cunts? Torn asunder!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 5 May 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

lovely

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 8 May 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

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