Why Does TEV do no work???????

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Teven, why is it you never do any work and are always on this website???

― Sab, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

I think you're getting a bit too big for your boots "Captain Smash's Cousin" Let's just remember who's the boss here..... Oh yeah, Tev. Carry on the way you're going and you may find yourself without a job.

― teven, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Sabrina.....

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― Tev, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

I think you'll find Teven, that's it's u who's walking on thin ice. U havent even got yr junk rise yet, don't forget!! I rule commissions, you gets me!

― Sab, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Nicht!

JUNK is not everything! And besides, I'm mates with the almighty JUNK Barron himself, DFM!!!

― Tev, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Wait a minute... Sabrina is Captain Smash's COUSIN?!! Pleased to meet you (again probably, I don't remember).

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Junk not everything, Teven? Never thought to hear such nonsense spouted about, and from you, especially!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 16 March 2006 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and the answer to the original question is obvious, innit? Tev's just so busy sipping some tea and avoiding work to possibly be able to do even more. Slavedriver.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 16 March 2006 07:13 (nineteen years ago)

Allah, Junk is a precious thing as it is the ticket to being able to slack! However, sometimes the effort required to gain the Junk, over-shaddows the amout of slacking that Junk will give you.

As the classic Lenin & Mugabe lyric goes, "Junk can't buy you love" too true. a JUNK can though of course! You could buy two!

― Tev, Thursday, 16 March 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

Hello dog latin, tis trUE that i'm Smash's cousin. As for Teven, i think u'll find yr just lazy, no other excuse! Im off to do some work and EARN my junk.

― Sab, Thursday, 16 March 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

Shut up! You're such a Goody-two-plots!!! I've seen you slackin' like a mofo all bloody tag! Looking at poxxy celebs and such and such, at least I look at and discuss items of quality such as eggo-creatures or circle-meals instead of harping on about BigBruvva 6000 or some such reality tosh!

― te, Thursday, 16 March 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oi Teven, u skank! Give me back my £2 pikey!

― Sab, Thursday, 16 March 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

Why? Have you realised you can't afford to loan it out? Sorry,I didn't realise you where such a pauper. I'll reimberse you forth with.

― Tev, Thursday, 16 March 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not a pauper, i earn more junk than u remember??! But i dont like lending my money 2 skanks! Shouldnt have taken pity on u when u were crying for £2 coz u dont have it!

― Sab, Thursday, 16 March 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

Not so, t'was a test to see if you could spare me the cutter! It seems you cannot!

― Tev, Thursday, 16 March 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

So where did u get money to buy yr lunch today? From the money tree growing in out department? no i think u'll find i lent u the money, so i passed the test! Hah

― Sab, Thursday, 16 March 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, but then you started doing all crying cos you needed the cutter and you just pretended you could spare it to save face but actually you are a member of teh traveling comunity.

Anyway "Trees can't wish!"

― Te, Thursday, 16 March 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, now yr just talkin crap. just hush yr beak and stop being a pikey.

― Sab, Thursday, 16 March 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Look chill out, if you're not bothered about it then just let it go.

― Tev, Thursday, 16 March 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

I think you need to spend less time obsessing about Tev and more time drinking tea and relaxing. Time to trade some of all that junk you've been hoarding in for weed, methinks, Sab.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 17 March 2006 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Sab,
I think it's time you spoke to Captain Smash about your financial difficulty. Did you know he's the king of Sri Lanka?, so has got tons of dosh. I know you've not always been best of friends, but i'm sure if you beg nicely Captain Smash will sort you out with some gold or something cos really he's not all that bad, and he's not gay either, despite the rumours.

Captain Sates

― satan, Friday, 17 March 2006 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

Satan, what rumours r these?? Ive never heard about Cpt. Smash being gay.

― Sab, Friday, 17 March 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

I heard you said he was a hetro-peado!

― Tevin, Friday, 17 March 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

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