How can I get up earlier??

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Now Ich nicht haben ein job, ich bin finding it difficult to get up early, und ich sleep until 11am and das ist increasing daily. Was can ich do to make mein mammal get up earlier?

― dogfullofmoney (Dog Full of Money.), Thursday, 16 March 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

Chop out a line of base on your bedside table before you hit the sack and set your stereo to wake you up at the desired time with some sh*t "beach volley-ball Ja?!" style techno.

That should do it. Plan.A?Wogan might have a tape you could borrow if you don't have any sh*t crusty music.

― Tev, Thursday, 16 March 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

Also, invest in some decent bean-drink, none of that instant 'Kenco, rich & sexuall...' rubbish, full on freshly ground bean-drink. Instruct your Ma to bring this towards your face just after you've taken your morning 'fast-drug' and all's swell.

― Tev, Thursday, 16 March 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, or you could try changing all your clocks in your house so it appears that you get up earlier, but really you can still sleep for loads of minutes plus three.

― satan, Thursday, 16 March 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

Don't go to sleep at night. Then you'll be up super early just in time to go to bed. There's nowt wrong with sleeping all day when it mings outside anyway.

― interweasel, Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

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