WOGAN! I havn't got no phone credit.

talking about fighting, some joke tried to start on me and wogan wheel as we were travelling on foot/bike.
Said joke asked if we had a fag to spare, and didnt like being told no, so then he decided to touch wogan wheel fast in the face.
So I decided to Touch him fast in the face. Then he pretended he was still hard threatening me, but backed off just enough so he could shout verbal insults at us and try and provoke us, when I went to touch him some more fast in the face he would back off a bit again and resume his insulting behaviour, telling us "I know people in Hitchin boys" and all this crap, and informing me of his sexual exploits with our mum. (Very original, you have to hand it to him)
So Wogan wheel went home, and I tried to follow the joke and see if he wanted to do some more fast touching in the face, but he just kept insulting me and asking me to step behind a van so he could stab me, and all sorts of other funny jokes.
So in the end I couldn't stand his jokes any longer, too funny!!
So I went home.

Downers, was this last night I assume? Did you recognise this fellow/chap? Describe his mammal.

Did you get my email about lunch-pub?

Yeah, was last night.
His mammal is hard to describe, but I would recognise the top bit of his mammal if I saw him again, as that's the bit I touched fast.
Yep I did get your email.
Will reply shortly.

Was he tall/short How old? was he weisses/braun/schwarz oder gelb?

I bet it was Allah Frog, I've heard he's a right dodgy human!

he was orange, about 3ft 4, wearing a mask made out of butter, jelly shoes and a jacket made out of selotape.
His trousers were made of sparrows and he had long brown hair down to his ankles made out of rice. He also had a limp and a tail (6ft 7) which protruded from his rear end (had to clarify). His hobbies included cycling, washing up, swimming and racing remote controlled aeroplanes.
Does any of that help?
If you can make a photo fit of him that would be extremely helpful for people.

I'm normally fairly tolerant about crackheads, seeing as they often can't even tell they're being a bunch of threatening spazmos and that. But he picked a very bad night to fuck with us and even I was getting ready to smack him in the chops with satan's bike lock. Nice one Sates for thumping him.

Steve - safe yeh! and Hitler peace

Hmmm.... Sounds like Ballie Chrisna to me, are you sure it wasn't him?

nope, not me........ my face hurts..?

Dodgy though I may be, old ALLAH FROG would certainly not get in a scrap with his teadrinking mates!

i don't get england

just throwing that out there

neither do I

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