OK OK, I see that the legend of Schtatts has already been mentioned in another post, so I thought it only right that a thread should be dedicated in his name, ya get me...
This is about all those people in and around North Herts, namely Hitchin, that everyone seems to know, or have heard being mentioned...here's some to start you all of, please add information or correct where appropriate...first on the agenda, needs no introduction...
1) DENNIS SCHTATTER
(AKA 'Paki D', 'D', 'Schtatts', 'The Daddy' or from information contributed by a friend of Nora Mugabe, 'Deenos Schnatner')
LOCATION: Presently unknown...previously Hitchin, Letchworth, Baldock, especially close to where buses stop...Brand Street was a favourite, and also the alleyway by Stripe...
ATTIRE: Dennis was seen wearing a tan coloured mid-length duffel coat, and brown slacks...he religiously wore brown leather open toed sandals in all weather, and was never seen without his crutches...looks wise, his hair was always shoulder length, thinning greasy black, which emphasised his Native American looks...his 'tombstone' style front teeth were his other prominant feature...
PROFILE: Paki D is probably the most elusive of all the entrants, as his existence pans across many generations, with stories passing from mother to son...born a bastard to an inuit eskimo mother, 'D' lived most of his life in North Herts, though rumour has it he was last seen in the Bedford area...though stories relating to him are vague and have some differences, some facts remain the same...Dennis didn't need his crutches at all, and they were only used to harbour cocaine in the barrels...everybody knew this...sadly, he hasn't been seen since the mid-90s, though he's lived to be 100 already, I'm sure he's on his way to make it 2...he's still with us somewhere...
FAMOUS FOR: Asking Honky the time one afternoon in a Baldock bus stop..he then proceeded to say that he knew where he lived, and that he knew his family...in a polite way though
CELEBRITY RATING: 10
Die nextes part ist tomorrow oder, maybe I willst chat about Die Custard Man oder Annie Stokes maybe!
― Dixie, Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)
Safe Honky,
Good work on the Schtatter flex. How could I forget about him?! We need to get back on the case. I just brought it up in the office and Diane said she remembers him and she had also heard the rumour of drugs being in his stick! My Boss also reckons it sounds familiar but he's not sure.
Also, do you remember that fucking weirdo a few years ago that used to ride around on an old bike with a top hat on holding a stick and muttering at people? He had like a upside down Jesus cross on his forehead too didn't he?
― Tev, Friday, 24 March 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)
what about slink joe?
Does anyone remember him?
He had weird dreads, and looked kind of like a tramp.
think he's rotted away to nothing now though.
― satan, Sunday, 26 March 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)