What's in Weetos Suitcase?

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It's the source of much speculation, but here's some top theories so far:

It's a gateway to another dimension, kind of like a portable portal to Narnia.

She's a contortionist, and she actually lives in the case.

She's an international people smuggler, and uses the case to smuggle midgets into the building, where she releases them into a secret tunnel located in the toilets.

Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

who's weetos?

satan, Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

and who, for that matter is twistedthinka?

hello twistedthinka!!

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

ok, here's some background.

wheetos is better known as diane. she works in my department. she has hair like mr wheetos. she is weird. she can barely speak in an audible volume, can't remember a single thing about the job, and is a constant problem for the rest of our team to deal with.

she carries a suitcase around with her at all times. no one knows whats in it, or why she carries it with her. and it just adds to her weirdness.

and as for an answer to who is twisted thinka.....well he's a top human being. i can vouch for that. and no, it aint me.

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

OPEN IT!!!! :-O

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

i think its Professor Weetos...

ihttp://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:XjEkA_I6Mu-

Sab, Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

bad link, captain smash's cousin!

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://superyo.nuxit.net/Razmoket/objets/divers/weetos_avant.jpg

sab, Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

sorry its above now!!

sab, Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Perhaps it's full of wasps? Like a modern day Pandoras box.

Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

haha! Rugrat in French is Razmoket, which means Carpetshaver.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Or even Karpetshava.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

so the rug rats are in fact involved in some weird child labour, where they work cleaning carpets. someone should report this to the relevant authority.

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

rugmunchers.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

mugrunchers.

"Grunchers" = lesbians.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)


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