i've been robbed...

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so i look online this morning at my bank account and see that i've spent £200 at Argos, and £150 at Curry's.

except i didn't do either of these 2 things.

you hear about these things but you never expect it to happen to you. the fuckers better get my money back or i'm gonna throw the biggest mental ever seen by human eyes. i am capable of it. god bless mental illness.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 31 March 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

shit, how they manage that? did they jack your cards?

― satan, Friday, 31 March 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

i have no idea mate. just looked at my account online, and there it was in front of me. couldn't believe it. still can't. feel violated. its not like i can even get angry with someone (which is one of ike's favourite past-times) since there's no one to get angry with. i'm just swimming in a sea of frustration.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 31 March 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

do some painting, i've thought of another thing to put up

― sates, Friday, 31 March 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

Gor blimey clockface, that's not good news at all. I know Phil had a problem like this once, so you oughta speak to him. I'd ring one bank asap if I were you.

*goes off to rifle through three months worth of statements*

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 31 March 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

have you ever noticed the beggining of violet by hole sounds exactly the same as the beggining of plastic passion by the cure

― sates, Friday, 31 March 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think listening to hole and the cure is going to make clockfeatures any richer mr satan.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 31 March 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

leprosy made me RICH!!

― sates, Friday, 31 March 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't noticed that sate, but i'll be sure to check it out later.

and no latin, it won't make me richer. nothing will right now. except for the banks help. and i don't think they know the meaning of the word help.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 31 March 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

but they probably know the meaning of the word jihad

― satan, Friday, 31 March 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

i hope they do. cos be reassured dearest satan, that should they be unable to help me out and get my money back, Halifax will suffer a campaign of terror never before witnessed by human eyes.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 31 March 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

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