What is: Top 10 Most Over-Rated Bands/Arstists.

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Welly-welly-well-well! What's it to be then Tea-cunts?

Whack your list on..................NOW!!!

Tevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevtevte, Friday, 7 April 2006 09:03 (nineteen years ago)

its gotta be the Vines or Andrew WK. the NME did a proper spazz over them a few years back, even giving Andrew WK a special edition of NME which had 2 front covers on it.

but then both turned out to be the biggest pile of poo the world has ever seen, andrew wk sort of disappeared, and the lead singer of the vines turned out to be a total nutcase so they can't even tour anymore.

crap, the pair of em!!!

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

I see....

Shorely they're not the MOST over-rated ever though are they?

Also, that is not a top 10 list Clocko you peado-spastic.

Tev, Friday, 7 April 2006 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

alright then clever tev, here's you're top ten, without the vines and andrew wk....

1. stone roses (did one average album, one awful album, split up and then revealed that none of them have ANY talent by producing some of the worst material ever heard. plus, how can they honestly be any good when Ian Brown can't, not to save his life, sing)
2. oasis (its obvious, i know)
3. abba (purely for the benefit of latin!!!!!)
4. audioslave (should in theory be the greatest band ever, but are, in fact, a total waste of time)
5. metallica (as far as metal goes, i'll take some slayer over them anyday of the week)
6. the beatles (only for their early career, when if they lived in this day and age they'd have been hung for being media whores and never given any respect or credit. the first boy band)
7. the libertines (i don't get how not playing in time with each other and writing extemely tedious songs warrants any credit at all. they should take too many drugs and die. quickly.)
8. razorlight (totally dire music, soulless, heartless and painful. the very first members of killer diko's infamous rape list)
9. the zutons (they can barely play their instruments for fucks sake, even toucher have more talent and skill than them)
10. toucher (everyone in the pub that night expected greatness, and what did we do? fucked it up. we were good though, when we got going!)

that took me ages tev, you'd better be happy with it.

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 09:52 (nineteen years ago)

Good work Clocko. I'm suprised there was no mention of Travis, Stereophonics and Bob Williams though.

Any chance of posting a copy of your "Rape list"?!!! It sound like good fun :-)

Tev, Friday, 7 April 2006 09:57 (nineteen years ago)

they're all good choices (although i have a tiny bit of respect for the way robbie managed to get his success), but they're not good enough for my list. they'll have to go on yours. where is your list tev? huh? huh?

and as for the rape list, well its in the worst possible taste, i don't reckon its meant to be written down, merely stored in my head for reference. hard-fi are on it too, they narrowly missed the over-rated list!!!

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

Oh go on, everyone will like it!

:-(

Tev, Friday, 7 April 2006 10:16 (nineteen years ago)

alright then, i will. its gonna take some time, as like i said, its not written down, merely on my memory, and that runs very slowly.

but there is one condition, i want a genuine (no jokes one) over-rated list from you first.....

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm working on it. It's quite hard.

Tev, Friday, 7 April 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah its harder than you'd imagine. took me ages. any other job than this one and i'd have been sacked!!!

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

I think the rape list will cheer me up on a very hungover friday!

lizraeli, Friday, 7 April 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

its coming miss blizzard, its coming.....

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

i like andrew wk.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 April 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

i like bright eyes (well, the 'Lifted' album anyway)

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

no mention of the Arctic Monkeys yet? Surely some mistake!!

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 April 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

i'm indifferent about them. i get a strong feeling that if i was 14 i'd probably like them. but i'm not. to be honest, they don't bother me in the slightest compared to the rest of the bands on my list, and like i've said before, its not like they even tried, or care, and they've got the brass to release an ep called "who the fuck are the arctic monkeys"?

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)


Ok, here’s the Tev’ list. I know I’m gonna want to change it as soon as I post it but here goes….

1-U2
2-Travis/stereophonics
3-The Clash (good but over rated)
4-jamiroquai (not shit, but not my cuppa and defo over rated)
5- Franz Ferdinand
6- Peado Doherty & friends
7-50p
8- Guns n roses
9-Prince
10- Green Day

The Tever popular Tev!, Friday, 7 April 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

i agree with you with 2 possible exceptions: the clash (but you are right, they're not THAT good), and prince. he's my equivalent of latin liking abba!!!

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

and FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, i can't believe i missed off U2

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Friday, 7 April 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah ok, he's not too bad. He has a few good tunes. But what a ponce.

The artist formerly known as Tev', Friday, 7 April 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno if they would count as most overrated, but I have a loathing for Cake and The Bloodhound Gang and have never understood all the love they get.

ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 7 April 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Most bands are overrated appart from TOUCHER AND REINDEER OF DOOM YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Saturday, 8 April 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my 2nd choice other than arctic monkeys is the chili peppers. Very boring and I never understood the mass appeal of their homoerotic nipple pierced whiteboy punkfunk, plus their new shit is even boringer.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 April 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

Rolling Stones and Velvet Underground are quite good but hugely overrated. Sex Pistols too. I reckon I'd not mind PRince if i gave him a chance.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 April 2006 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

ah yes, the rolling stones. haven't anything even remotely good in years, yet they're still insanely popular. one of them is bound to die soon anyway. probably not keith richards though. he'll never die.

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 10 April 2006 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

there are like, three rolling stones songs i like and i don't think they're that good either. mick jagger annoys me.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 April 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

I don't reckon Red Hot Chilli Peppers are over-rated. They're pretty goddley, never listen to them anymore though.

Tevin, Monday, 10 April 2006 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

they did like one and a half good songs i reckon.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 April 2006 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

one and a half!!!! hahaha, i love it.

whats the half?

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 10 April 2006 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

I reckon all of B.S.S.M is good.

Teev, Monday, 10 April 2006 09:56 (nineteen years ago)

right behind you there tev

clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 10 April 2006 10:06 (nineteen years ago)

Red hot chili peppers fucking rock...they'd kick the shit out of a band you started anyday...

hamish, Sunday, 23 April 2006 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

Andrew Wk is underrated, if anything!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 23 April 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

THE BEATLES (HAD TO BE SAID IN ALL CAPS) HOHOHO

Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 24 April 2006 07:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck offs. beatles were good. it's beatles obsessives, revivalists and rephrasers who are the cunts.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 24 April 2006 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

I take it you don't like my jokes. bohoo me sad now

Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 24 April 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

songs i like by chili peppers:

Love Rollercoaster (by far and away their best because it was on Beavis and Butthead and it sounds nothing like the chilis)

Sir Psycho Sexy (if only for the extended outro and decent bassline, hate the rapping bit)

Songs that are okay by chili peppers:
Taste The Pain
Aeroplane
Tearjerker
Walkabout
Scar Tissue

Songs that I don't like by Chili Peppers:
most of the rest.

Their best era was between 1992 and 1994 when they stopped releasing stuff for a while. They should continue in that direction. One Hot Minute was their best album obv. I don't know why I never liked them very much. Half of it was the erect-nipple, soxoncockjock longhair and tattoos jerk-off homomachismo of it all. RHCP instantly make me think of baggy shorts and genital warts*.

The other half is it reminds me of jerks at school. The other other half is is one minute they're trying to be all whacky and spazzed out and trying to be Rick James for dunderhead whiteguys, and next they're trying to write all these stupid lamearsed ballads for your girlfriend to like. Their lyrics put me off the idea of sex at a young age - they made it sound gross, like someone throwing up all over themselves at a party.
Their recent stuff is horrible and every time it comes on the pub jukebox I wanna kill myself.

Check out the cover of their new album, really what the fuck man?

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drh200/h259/h25993jdswo.jpg

Dunno, why I don't like them. Really I don't hate them I just reckon they're very very overrated. People tell me I might like John Frustrating's solo work - anyone know if it any good or what?

*wasn't meant to rhyme but it did. if Anthony Kiddies and Feal are reading this thread and want to steal my rhymes then they can.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200/drp000/p084/p08434oox5h.jpg

seriously, put a t-shirt on. no one needs to see that.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)


Hello Wogan.

Tev, Monday, 24 April 2006 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

HI!!!!!!!!!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

Yo!

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)


Safe Wogan.

Dude have you still got my t-shirt? This one;

http://www.enuffstuff.com/photos/14-rhcp-2T.jpg

Tev, Monday, 24 April 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

wogan man, if you don't like the chili peppers that much then don't both with frusciante's solo stuff. his voice is agony.

clocko diko (What now?), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)


WOO-HOOOO! Clocko's come out to play. Why aren't you at work?

Fuck Offs.

Teev, Monday, 24 April 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

clocko diko has now OFFICIALLY reverted back to spacko diko, and as such, the doctor has signed him off for a week whilst he goes on some new medication with some extreme side-effects and sees yet another shrink. hoo-fucking-ray.

clocko diko (What now?), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)


A WEEK!!!!!!!!

You bloody fucking arse peirceing white-power loving paki-wog cunt!!!!!!!!!

A WEEK!!!!!!!!


A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tev, Monday, 24 April 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

there's never any fear of any sympathy where tev's concerned is there????????

yes mate, a week. basically till tuesday next week. i do apologize but my head done a broke and it needs fixing.

clocko diko (What now?), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

really sorry to hear that clocko mate :-( i think i can speak for everyone except tev to say if you wanna chat or rant or anything, just phone us.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 24 April 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)


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