WHY IS CAPTAIN SMASH NOT KING OF ENGLAND?

Maybe cause he hasn't yet offed the royals and taken his rightful place?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Captain, I'm very sorry, you really should be King of England by now, I shall try much harder in future to make you King.
The Queen is dead, long live Smasho the King.

― satan, Sunday, 9 April 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

Well done my loyal subjects soon I will take over. BE AFRAID BLAIR BE VERY AFRAID!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Sunday, 9 April 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)