ideas of what to do if it all goes wrong`

Maybe become a one man band and play while walking from lands end to john'o'grotes and eat out of bins to survive in the ruins of post apocoliptic Britain.

Its tough but someones got to do it!

i think we should all assume the foetal position, close are eyes, and pray to god.

ahhh, actually, he doesn't exist. we're fucked.

BRACE BRACE!!!!!

I'm going to grow carrots in azerbaijan with my wife. We will have humorous donkeys instead of children and subsist on carrot chutney. We have given the matter some thought.

i didn't realise people were formulating plans and shit. i'm gonna have to get my act together quickly.

why haven't more people put up survival techniques, this is a serious concern.....

In preperation for the inevitable fact that soon, we will all have to live underground I have taken the following steps.

I have spent the last few years digging a subteranean cavern under my house which I have stocked full of tins of spam and bottled water. I have also taken the liberty of breeding with moles, as the future I envision has them as the dominant species, so I figured it would be an advantage, and a huge diplomatic step to create a bridge between our two peoples. I haven't figured out much more. Mostly I just enjoy breeding with moles.

wow, what a coincidence, I have been busy as a bee dog, breeding with badgers. It's a little bit tricky as they're not so keen on the idea at first. But with a little persuasion, and lots of lube, they're soon happy as larry. So now I have an army of maybe 3007 horned badgers, which is nice. I'm not so keen on spam though, i've tried to get used to living on a diet of worms and roots, and earth.
I have also tunneled to the center of the earth, which turned out to be hollow, and have fitted it with a top of the range broadband connection so I can still post on workshy.

its quite clear that evolution will do a full circle when we go, which means dinosaurs and whooly mammoths.

i recommend we all club together and try and bring these animals back to life now, maybe put them on an island for safe keeping. we could even charge people to see them and stuff. it has to be the best idea i ever had.

What could possibly go wrong, provided you kept the T-Rex and raptors in seperate compounds - I would say you're playing god, but everyone knows he doesn't exist, so you must be playing science!

I'll probably just do a white, while waiting for the sweet embrace of death.