What name should our new Selky Tea Drinker (STD) be known as?

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Come on ya rascals! Get your Tea hats on and come up with some suggestions.

I like "Kiddie-Fiddler" but she's not down with it :-(

― Tev, Monday, 10 April 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

how about pogo fidler?

― satan, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

or "Boss Mammal"

― Tev, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

this can't be a real selky. we've only really had one proper one in blizzard, and even shes only around a little.

i reckon this is a hoax.

but if it isn't, my recommendation would be "box fresh".

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 10 April 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

Seems to have 'abs' written in email, which makes me think the selk is called Abigail or something like this...but abs is good, and makes me think of the Greek 8-pack...
http://hotboiz.teknodave.net/starboiz/peter/andre10.jpg

Maybe the mysterious girl should be called Chris Andros, who is Pete's bruvva, and Harvey's illegitimate uncle...(he's OK)

hONKY.

― Dane Bowers, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

how about "Baster Mate"?
or "Kelloggs"
or "sock battler"
or "Mrs Gravy"

― sates, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

or "Cracknel" / "Hucknel"?

(it IS a real Selky Clocko.)

― Teev, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

Some of these names sound a bit dodgy lads!

― Teev, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

What is a selky tea drinker?

― Pam Coggins, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

ok, to prove she's the real selky, she needs to answer this question....
What magical creature can you see on the train between Hitchin and Cambridge.

― Sates, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

I know the answer to that and I am not a Selk'

― Tev, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

A real selky would never say if she were a selky or not, I've never said im a selky its Satin, Tev and Latin that say so, not me.

im with Tev, most of these names sound like they should belong to some ageing punk. Got anything better?

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm. not sure it's the real selk

― sates, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

How dare you! Selky's are mystical creatures that dont give away their secrets!

And its a tiger, or two or three tigers.

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

so you are a selk ;)
I don't think you should get to choose your name, none of us got any choice. I think all on Tea Drinkers should vote for the bestest name.
How about "Tanushree"?

― sates, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

togaloshe

― ginweasel, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

whoops, mispelt, meant tokoloshe.

― ginweasel, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

What about "abacus"?

― Teev, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm, surely you can think of better names than those though! i dont think you're really capturing the essence of me in those names.

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

i like abacus.

― sates, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

and what's wrong with "Tanushree" the famous Bollywood actress?

― satan, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

whats abacus mean? im intrigued..

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

Im getting very confused, is sates and satin the same or different people?

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gummylump.com/files/product/a_151.wooden-abacus.jpg

― satan, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

they're all the same:
satan
sates
the dark prince
clayton
the devil
Rodney

― satan, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

I like the name Willy Young, always have done...

Honky.

― Dixie, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

hey arent you meant to be revising?

― satey watey wate wate, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

"Sates/Satan/Clayton/Satan Christ" are the same human

"Tev/'teven/'teve/Steven Mugabe etc..." Are me.

"Latin/Wogan/Wogan-Wheel/Wogey-Bear/Fosket/Peado-Dog" Are all the same human.

"Clocko/Clocko-Diko/Spacko-Cloko/Spacko-Diko/Ike Turner/Captain Ridiculous" Are one in the same.

― Teev, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

Im finishing my Biology CW, which is going very slowly since i came on this site.

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

Thankyou Tev, thats very helpful

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

how the grandad are we supposed to find a name that fits the essence of a human who we don't know, not even the correct gender. all the names are more than suitable if you ask me.

i still vote for box fresh. and as you're doing biology i think it makes more sense!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 10 April 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

That names dump Clocko. Anyway we know the gender, she's a Selk'!!!! How many times?!

― Tev, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

what would like to know, clocko? I happen to know abit about you already so its only right that you should know something about me. If u still dont believe me then ask satan and Tev coz they know me outside of 'workshy teadrinker's' world

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

how come people always know about me before they meet me? i know i'm a bit of a cunt and everything but its just not fair.

i'd just like to know if you have a tail or not? that way i can think of an appropriate name. boxfresh isn't exactly going down well, least of all with MOODY-TEV.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 10 April 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

She's a bloody SHE Clocko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Tev, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

I know her and I don't think she's got a tail, either that or she/he's a convincing tranny.

― satan, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.selko.de/fileadmin/template/images/logo.gif

― Tev, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

i think abacus and kelloggs are the best names so far...

― satan_christ, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

Hey! i leave for 5 minutes and already im being accused of being a transvestite (not sure how to spell) Can we please get over the fact that i am a girl, i know its amzing coz theres seems to be very few girl tea drinker's, and think of some nice names

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

kelloggs willy milk?

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Going back to Honky's earlier question,do you have a favorite supermarket?

― Teven, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

I think i agree with you, i like kelloggs and abacus, although i think there could be better..

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Special drink?????????

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, we can do better than that.

― Tev, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

Favourite supermarket? i dont really like supermarkets. they're greedy. if i had to choose.. well it depends on what aspect..
if u mean for the quality of food, its got to be M & S. but they're all stuck up pricks in there. i like Sainsbury's and waitrose (also very stuck up) coz they have lots of fairtrade stuff.
But really i dont like supermarkets.

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

In that case, What about; "The Director!"

― Teev, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

special drink? as i said earlier, its all about MD 20/20

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

the director? why?

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Mad & Dogs..... Nettos is the way forward

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

Skipping 32 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

bejams has surely gotta be the majority vote then...if not then state now

and who the hell is ginweasel.

god damn i is confused.

and no bloody way is jaguar the best car. not in a million years.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

BEJAMS WINS OFFICIAL!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

"Bejam" is boring/rubbish.

― Tev, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

there's tons of selks now, might have to cull a few of them.
http://www.shanegarton.com/Capra_7_Art_Studio/Images/environment/seal_club.jpg

― satey, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

is the new tea drinker happy with bejams?

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

well alot of you seem to like bejams which is alright but im not really sure myself. Ive never heard of it until today, but hey im open to new supermarkets.

I dont think bentley, even though i really like the name coz i know someone who's dog is called bentley and its male and.. just no.

Im just pretend i didnt see cauliflower surprise,

i still quite like Kelloggs

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

who are you, ?? ?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Satin, you better watch that evil mouth of yours! talking about culling selkys!!! shame on you!

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

well just post as bejams or kelloggs or abacus then we'll all know which selk it is. We've all got lots of names I suppose, so you might as well have a few.

― satan, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Excuse me if it seems we have gotten off on the wrong footings, Kiddie Fiddler...I'm sorry I thought you had my BMX, and saying Bentley was joke name, sorry about that...

I hope to toucher the selkiness sooner rather than laters...

With regards to best car tho...
http://www.sixsite.com/crap/cheat/car.jpg

Honky.

― Dixie, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Doesn't matter whether we like Bejams or not if my Dad still calls Iceland supermarkets Bejam then it is the automatic choice be default!hahaha

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Latin, you know me.. "pang pang"

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

This is 'Best Car'!!!

http://people.westminstercollege.edu/staff/bknorr/graphics/present38.jpg

― Tev, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Hey.. u know kiddie-fiddler is kinda growing on me!

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

or post as kejabacus
re: the jag business
it sure as hell is.
http://www.hchg.co.uk/vehicles/83/1962-jaguar-mark-ii
a car so hard you could use it to beat badgers to death.

― ginweasel, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Hey its Nigels CAR!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

check out this website
http://www.modernsolutions.com/artichoke/

― artechoke (What now?), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

It's Teven's home time now. Nite-Nite Tea Drinkers, see you tommorrow.

Xxxxx

― Tev, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

it looks kind of long, what's it going on about?

― satan, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

no idea

― artechoke (What now?), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

is it isla? or josie? or whoooo?

and who is artichoke now?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

gotta go now and pick up a clock

― artechoke (What now?), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT: After long and hard thought i have decided my name will be kiddie-fiddler (if that makes no sense read previous thread about best booze) which bascailly means that this whole thread has been pointless coz that was Tev's original idea! Thanks Tev, sorry i ever doubted you

― ??, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

night night from me too. we reached 100 entries on this thread, and we should all be proud!!!

― clocko diko, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

anyway i'm well proud cos this is the longest thread in the history of this board and it only happened in one day. glad to see we're all contributing to the welfare of our nation.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

I see which ones my cousin?

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, great minds clocko.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

night ol!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

an artechoke is a green snack, and from that last comment:
hmmm must be clocko's wife

― sates, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

I must also leave and do some work. This website is so bad for doing work!

― kiddie-fiddler, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

artechoke might be my wife!!! i love her so. cos she picks me up. and i'm a clocko!

― clocko diko, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

"IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT: After long and hard thought i have decided my name will be kiddie-fiddler (if that makes no sense read previous thread about best booze) which bascailly means that this whole thread has been pointless coz that was Tev's original idea! Thanks Tev, sorry i ever doubted you "
is this Tev?

― satan, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

i reckon it might have been one of popular tev's fans.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

quote:anyway i'm well proud cos this is the longest thread in the history of this board and it only happened in one day. glad to see we're all contributing to the welfare of our nation.

In a day?...about ten minutes weren't it wog-nog??!!

nice to see the commerce of Hitchin ticking over nicely while I'm not there...

Here's to another ton of postage!

Honky.

― Dixie, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

No, satin, that was not Tev it was me, and i not here for long just a flying visit..

― kiddie-fiddler, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Kiddie-Fiddler it is then, although I think i'm going to call you Bejams or Kelloggs anyways.
Right that's it no more posts today, unless I get drunk later and think it's a good idea when I get home.
Too much time spent on this damn site.

― satan, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

I'm with Sates, we need to get to junking some of these selkies before they overrun us. Especially the paedo selkies. One paedo dog is enough paedos for me.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

No such thing as too many peados.

― Tev, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

especially popular ones

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:25 (nineteen years ago)

aw, selkys should stay imho.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

GO HOME!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:31 (nineteen years ago)

What? Peado-Dog's a refugee?!!!! Go home Latin! Bloody illega'

― Tev, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

i'd heard latin was an illegal french immigrant, and that this can be proved by the fact he is fluent in the french language. apparently!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

Hein?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:45 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I've seen him chomping snail-burgers!

― 'tevie Wonder, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:48 (nineteen years ago)

ja ich haber heard Wogan ist ein Paedo French dog. und not onglish at all. death to ze foreigners!!

― sates, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

Where is OSAMA and his beard????

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

osama is hiding in satans cauldron of fear (better known as hell) where he's organising an army of the underworld to destroy the christian world forever. and yes people, that means us, even though we couldn't care less and just want to admire his beard.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

Where is his donkey??

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:02 (nineteen years ago)

Osama wants gay sex with G W Bush apparantly according to his new speech. Come on and get some!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 24 April 2006 09:03 (nineteen years ago)

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