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We all know and love Sates, but what makes him so special as a devil?
Discuss.....

― notsatan, Monday, 10 April 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

well with a cheeky face like this how can you not love the fella:
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― another person, Monday, 10 April 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

I know I know, what a cheeky monkey, I mean, just check this one out:
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/7606/meposing2jw.jpg

― satan fan, Monday, 10 April 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

wow wee! I cant believe that's the devil. He's so cool, I want to be his slave!!!

― really not satan, Monday, 10 April 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

I heard Satan's schroeder ruins lives?!

― Teev, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

yeah me too. apparently it has a catalogue of other abilities, some incomprehensible to the human mind

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

Why isn't he looking at his friends???????

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

The Dark Prince (TDP) Has no 'friends' just slaves.

― Tev, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

he aint looking at his mates cos he wants to show off his best side. personally i favour his other side, and will often try and sit next him on the right hand side when we're in the pub!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:40 (nineteen years ago)

he's watching the tiny flying saucer that's just about to crash land into the side of his bedroom.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 07:47 (nineteen years ago)

I have no idea how these photo's got on here, but thanks slaves, you really shouldn't have.. I had no idea you all worshipped me so much....
The right side of my face had actually fallen off in that photo and I had no hands, so I had to pose like that so's not to scare the viewers. See Me and Jesus were play fighting and he ripped my hands off.. the bast, and threw some holy water at me. He's such a joker.
you should of seen what he tattooed on my butt while I was asleep.

― satan, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I read about that comedy punch-up...

http://www.anus.com/altar/pics/faces.jpg

― tEVEN, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

BOO HISS

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

Pink T shirt disguise is masterly.
Who would have thought beelzebub would be gay.
apart from trey and matt southpark i suppose, did anyone else think that was blatantly meant to be elton john?

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:18 (nineteen years ago)

of course i'm gay, why do you think christians dont like gays?
"Then the LORD rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah --from the LORD out of the heavens. Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, including all those living in the cities --and also the vegetation in the land." Genesis 19:24, 25 NIV)

just because of a little man bum love.
chill out god!!

― sates, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

I think Satan should have to prove himself as Satan. Ive not yet heard of any evil acts or mischevious things he has done so how can he be Satan?

― Abacus, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not discussing it...
I was drunk....
things happen...

― satan, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

What so this name stems from only one evil thing? thats pretty weak for some who claims to the Dark Prince!?

― Abacus, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

i've known satan since i was 14. i've seen 10 whole years of the satanism that pours from him. you might not always see it, but just pick his brain a bit, you'll see.....

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmmm, im not yet convinced.

― Abacus, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

I am renaming him DR D FROM NOW ON

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't choose the name Satan, but Tev seemed to think it was appropriate, and I didn't like it at first, which made him call me it even more, so I guess it's stuck.
Not that I mind it anymore. Is just a name.

― satan, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

How boring! i think ur just saying that so that your evil acts are never discovered.

― Abacus, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ah now I know who Tev is NICE

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha, you just need to spend more time with the dark lord. i insist that you'll see for sure. its not obvious. do you think satan would really want everyone to know who he is? millions of christians world-wide would want him dead. in fact, most religions would. he could have a jihad on him or anything...

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

they always get discovered....

― sates, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

The main reason why Satan is called Satan is because of an incident in Cornwall which involved him running up to strangers in a campsite with his trousers round his knees and a boner.

― 'tevie Wonder, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha, the truth is out

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

look I feel I must clarify I DID NOT HAVE A BONER!!

― satan, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

and that makes it better or something!?!?!?!

we've all done silly things when we're drunk/stoned. for instance "don't make me get my cock out"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

I did want one for the comedy value, but couldnt get in the right frame of mind.

― satan, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Another Satanic classic was when he found out that Wacko Jacko had to sell Neverland to pay off his dept he wrote him a letter inviting him to come and live at his house and sleep in either his little brother or sisters bed!

― Teev, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

then I wouldn't have to babysit, it's be swell!

― sates, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

AAhhh, the truth is finally out! i was beginning to wonder how you'd kept that name for so long.

― Abacus, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Oh dear the worms have come out to play

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Anymore Satan stories up your sleeves?

― Abacus, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

I think you'll have to wait until tomorrow, they've all clocked off now, apart from Clocko, who never clocks off.

― sates, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

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