Beer Vs Weed vs W*rk

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If you were able to either cane loads of weed OR drink loads of beer at work, which would you choose? I`d go for weed cos you could get everyone else mashed and maybe the place would burn down.

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago)

NO NO NO NO

You have to have both, making someone choose is just gay !

― sinbad, Friday, 13 August 2004 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Otherwise, this question would just be "do you want to smoke weed and drink beer at work?" which doesnt need answering.

― NecroBastard (NecroBastard), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm going for beer - I can be active on beer and a small amount (up to four pints) can get me thinking about some things clearer. I've been stoned at work before and it is absolutely no fun - the day goes by slowly, you're paranoid about acting stoned, you can't work out how to do simple tasks. Beer makes the day go by quickly, you run around and be pissed everywhere and generally kick arse. I go for beer at work.

Shrooms at work, well - that would probably be no fun at all. Speaking of which, when is matey getting more of those uber-mexicans in?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 16 August 2004 13:00 (twenty years ago)

Why leave out the choice for some MDMA? Fuck, maybe that wouldn't be so much fun actually - difficult phone call on the comedown, bosses failing to realise the altered universes that exist outside of work work work. Shrooms at work - hell no. would do my head in completely.

Actually, the only *real* choice that's needed is leaving work and then doing all 3 or 4 or 5...

― Linden, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 08:59 (twenty years ago)

I have done MDMA at work and it's fun!

Last night I was playing some rocksteady in the Wine Rack and this graphic design type came in and started shaking around violently to the music. I served him and asked him if he needed anything else and he goes "YEH! A LINE! HAVE YOU GOT A LINE?! YOU DO THAT DON'TCHA?! DON'T LIE TO ME YA BASTARD!!!!" and then he left the shop shaking around again. Coke must be the only drug people can do at work because it helps you blend in with all the other asshats.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 09:28 (twenty years ago)

hehehe, he was enjoying it so much that all he wanted was more. pretty much sums it up really.

― linden, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Graphic design type............... mmm.........wasn't Mr Williams was it ?

― Sinbad, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Beer>>>weed>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>work

Whiskey pwns all, though.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 06:24 (twenty years ago)

drinking too much beer with no toilet so you weed all over yourself vs work.... tough one! probably beer if i have spare pants¬!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 20 August 2004 06:26 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure a guy like you keeps spare pants in every nook and cranny he can find.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 06:31 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

everything in balance my children... balance.. .. .

― ivon the mule, Sunday, 11 June 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

What that cerial?

― Teev, Monday, 12 June 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

Don't do weeds so beers for me

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Monday, 12 June 2006 08:02 (nineteen years ago)

crack
every time

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

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