What is most appealing beard?

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Now I saw some beard appreciation in another thread, all well and good, but there are better beards out there than Osama's. This beard for example has a life of it's own and has become an expert in babylonian tablets.

http://www.livius.org/a/1/mesopotamia/the_joy_of_cuneiform.JPG

What is your favourite beard?

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

i know i'm biased on the subject, but i happen to think my beard is the most appealing. can't explain it to you dear tea drinkers, but i've had more action with it than without!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

clock's beard is a wonder to behold

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

Clockos Beard is the main beard If I let my beard grow then it would be number 1. Unfortunately my beard has a mind of its own and needs to be kept under control. We cannot afford to unleash the power of Kishons Beard!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

this is all mere talk. where are the beards? bring on the beards.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.billmon.org/archives/saddam%20beard.gif

― satan, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

there's a classic of diko's beard-in-progress on the "how camp is clocko" thread, but sadly, to the best of my knowledge, there are no quality up to date pictures...i'll have to work on one.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

One can view recent snaps of Clocko's beard on the Toucher Photos thread.

― Tev, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:51 (nineteen years ago)

Pikey "Fashion-Tev's" beard is best!

http://66.165.119.245/images/9015/5500/medium/019.JPG

― Tev, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

evidence of clocko's beard is on these pages: http://www.myspace.com/toucher1234

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

My boss just emailed me this...... WHOOPS!!!

Your day so far...

Workshy
Fag Break
DFM
Google
Text Message
E-Mail

Items closed so far this week: 6

DO SOME WORK!!!

Dan Wa****
Customer Service Manager
Commissions Team
GE Life

― Tev, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:00 (nineteen years ago)

evidence of captain smash (aka kishon)'s lustrous ex-beard: http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/camels/camels.html

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:00 (nineteen years ago)

no way! that still exists!!

― satan, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

deary deary.
mein boss est been signed off for 2 WEEKS with fractured wrist.
while the kate's away....
the bab will come into work still slightly half cut from the night before.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:04 (nineteen years ago)

what a shame about your beard mr smash, i reckon it was just misunderstood.. maybe you should give it another chance.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

that interview was a long time ago. he has since found a treatment.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

this shows quite how long ago this was done:
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/camels/bday.html

― satan, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

for the full camels site go here:
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/camels/

― sates, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:12 (nineteen years ago)

wow, i forgot about my birthday site. i nearly forgot about half the people on it too.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that was done when everyone was going out with people. only marc and anna are still together. the day they split the world will end, I read that in a book somewhere.

― sates, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha, it was only a matter of time before Commander Walker starting getting touchy tev. 6 bits of work closed off is hilarious, espcially since LOA's are EASY-PEASY!!!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

Shut it time-peice.

― Tev, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:17 (nineteen years ago)

clocko do you have a time-piece? and what size is it in foot please?
actually I've seen it, so I wont make you get it out again.

― satan, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:18 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking of legends????

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:26 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone think they can beat this bad boy...!

http://homepage.mac.com/alberttang/handlebarclub/jurgenburkhardt.jpg

― Twisted Thinka, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:37 (nineteen years ago)

my time piece is one and half inches of prime british glory!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

I am assuming you all have been on this website:-

www.worldbeardchampionships.com

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:06 (nineteen years ago)

i look like a silly sausage if i try to grow a beard.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if Kishons beard can grow a beard?

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

nah. i tried encouraging the growth of a beard on top of my existing one, but it didn't work.

and you can all shut up, no beard captain smash could ever grow would match mine!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

I almost want to grow a beard now but then my wife would leave me if I let my beard take over DAMN

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

which is why i win mr smash, cos miss artechoke loves my beard, and will let me grow it forever!!!! hahahaha (evil laugh)!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Well done Clocko Diko is the king of beards.........

For now

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

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