WHAT STUFF IS ANNOYING?

Again, they do not hold anything like enough cow-cow. Especially after you've spilled the bastard all over your mammal trying to un-peel the lid during a spot of turbanulence. Rubbish/Crappy.

Conclusion: Fuck off!

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My Double-Bum likes "tracing-paper" primary school T.P the best.

but please please don't say anything to my boss!!!

Or anyone really who says "We won x, we played y today", the we standing for their chosen team.
No you didn't. The football/ championpaedo team did whatever it was, it had nothing to do with you. Even if you were in the same geography, all you did was make silly noises and eat pies. You sound ridiculous. You think this is okay because there are a lot of you.
You will be the first with your backs against the wall come the revolution.

a team relies upon its support. without it, its much harder to win. plus, without the fan, there'd be no game.

a fan invests more than just his/her money. its a passion. its stupid, yes, but a fan gives an awful lot, more often than not to be totally let down, but he/she comes back for more. cos thats loyalty, another thing that allows us to say 'we'.

plus the footballers love the game because they get to perform their skill in front of the fans at least twice a week. its win win for both parties. you'll notice footballers/managers/chairman refer to them as 'our fans'.

it is a religious thing for many people, it takes place above politics, news, religion, life in general. which is totally silly. but then so is news, religion and politics. you can't really defend that aspect of it, i know that. which is why i still love the game, but write in a previous thread that i can't understand/explain why!!!

and there not really trainers in my opinion. but also they're not work shoes!

confused now!?!?!?!

miss artechoke, can i have a lift please?

Went to an gig last night, last time we saw this band (canadian cock rockers Danko Jones) there were but 20 persons and a dwarf present so we were expecting similar relaxedness. So we wore soft shoes and came straight from work so had stuff with us. In the interim they seem to have gotten popular with big fat ugly sweaty moronic retarded types. I don't mind being jostled, I do mind being knocked off my feet and elbowed in the head when not even on the dance floor, but what i mind most is other people smearing their sweat on me. i'm sure my expression isn't saying let's share bodily fluid.. but hey.
Doesn't seem fair that non violent*/ tired from work types aren't allowed up close to the stage at some gigs. I wonder if a mosh creche could be built at venues that stage such events thus allowing both parties to enjoy the band up close.
*this certainly described neither of us by the end... you would be surprised at the damage two short but vindictive females can inflict on huge sweaty schweinhunden.

WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!

They skip and fuck up all the bloody time and scratch easyly and wear out and fucking suck! Also. who the fuck wants to spend a couple of hours watching how they made the bloody film? Fuck-offs, I've watched it now, I'm going out, I have a life.

Fuck off! Bring on the Betamax!!!!!

DVDs are very rubbish too. I don't mind extras, in fact I'm one of the saddos that sometimes likes to watch the commentary (if it's an interesting director/writer) but what I hate about them is all that stuff you have to sit through at the beginning that you can't skip through: "VARNUNG Diese VDD ist der nurchlich kopieren danke oder kaaslt murder joo im der nachte" and then "You wouldn't steal a mars bar, You wouldn't steal office stationery, You wouldn't steal towels from a hotel" blah blah blah, and then a massive annoying intro sequence, and then a really complicated menu sequence. It puts me off watching them. And yeh they skip and scratch and stuff.

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AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mein pump ist kaput!

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Hi I'm mutton-haired Jeremy Clarkson of too-tight-jeans fame. I'm here to give you all some stunning insights into my mind by peppering my (actually quite entertaining but not because of me) TV show with borderline extreme right-wing comments and idiotic snarkiness. BYE-YA!

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I'm a lady
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What a bunch of CUNTS!

I just checked out one of their websites, fucking dumb shit man.
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March 28, 2006 Lanark, Scotland: ALF activists destroyed £ 10,000 worth of fencing, believing the Newmill trout fishery to be a deer farm. Fencing had been destroyed at a deer-farm in Fife the same week. The Lanark deer farm operation had been closed six years ago, and the 18 red deer kept on the site were pets. Eight of the escaped deer had to be shot to prevent them from straying onto a nearby busy road or falling prey to poachers. Two cars at the site had their tires slashed. An ALF spokesman claimed the group was behind both recent incidents. He insisted it did not matter that the Lanark premises was no longer a deer farm. "The activists may have been slightly influenced if they had known the deer were not farmed but they are still in captivity," the spokesman said. "We are still opposed to imprisonment of animals such as in circuses and zoos. It is an extension to the moral question of slavery. It would still be a legitimate ALF action, we're cunts you see."

Cool, nice one guys!

There's a program about these nutters on next week, can't wait! Should be even funnier than Christians.

This kind are ok though...

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Leave Ron's alone please.

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I think its time people stopped Ron's cruelty.

this one time i was on the open, and a guy was standing outside at half 7. we opened at 8. so i went out to tell him, and he asked if he could come in to take a leak. my boss heckled at me not to let him in cos he looked dodgy, and the guy proceded to piss all over the windows of the store. then he took some eggs out of his ruck sack and chucked loads on the windows. i thought it was hilarious. my boss went ballistic. the dude just ran off down the road. never saw him again. the end.

Love Ron, Live Ron's.

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I am doing quite well, thank you for asking. I attribute it to a steady diet of Ron's! Paedo-Dog may indeed be correct. However, keep it quiet. If word got out, my rep might be forever tarnished.

S.Y.

~AF

Being from the Holy land is nothing to be ashamed of, it's an honour.

tev, dunno if the guy who pulled the gun on me had forgotten his wallet, all i know is that he seemed to want to take money from me and Rons, rather than hand any over!!!

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Well.... It's shit isn't it, who needs it anyway.
Over rated bullshit.

and yeah, if people want to do spray can inhilation, then god-damn they should be allowed to!!! no harm in that at all.

They worked out it had not that much to do with spray cans and fridges and that it's just disappearing like it or not, so all the Blue Peter presenters have thrown their hands in the air and gone "oh well, we're all doomed".

however, the biggest problem of all, and the one that is doing by far the most damage, is airplanes, which pollute the sky far more worse than anything else. they use up ridiculous levels of fuel, and the number of flights all over the world are increasing, so we're getting more and more fucked every passing day. and the real reason why we don't hear about it is cos no one wants to stop driving their car, or getting on a plane, cos without these things we'd be fucked!!!

Yus, 'cept we wouldn't be fcked innit. Just inconvenienced, can't be having that. What? the private individual not getting to do what it wants, when life is so hard after all in this day and age...?

Get a Ron's in them there woods! Thats what I say.