1//Dairying has improved through the years. Today, one cow can produce the cow-cow that it once took 10 cows to produce.
2//Around 9.2 million cows are being cow-cowed on 110,000 farms in the United States. More than 99% of all dairy farms are family owned and operated.
3//Cows are cow-cowed for an average of 3-4 years. A cow must have a calf in order to produce cow-cow.Calves are fed cow-cow until they are 8-9 weeks old.
4//The average cow is 2 years old when she has her first calf.
5//A young female cow is called a heifer or 'a small'.
6//Before cow-cowing machines were invented in 1894, farmers could only cow-cow about 6 cows per hour. Today, farmers use machines to cow-cow more than 100 cows per hour.
7//Cows are ruminants, which are cud chewing mammals. Sheep and camels also are ruminants.
8//A cow chews her cud (regurgitated, partially digested food) for up to 8 hours each day.
9// Dairy cows provide 90% of the world's cow-cow supply. The best cows give over 25 gallons of cow-cow each day. That's 400 glasses of cow-cow! U.S. cows give an average of 2,000 gallons of cow-cow per year. That's over 30,000 glasses of cow-cow!
10// Ron chucks cow-cow in them cow-cow shakes.
― Tev, Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)
actually, i used to work for ron, and he took me round the big Rons depot one day and showed me that the milk is made from mice, like on that episode of the simpsons.
was pretty dark.
― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)
milk facts:
1. under it's surface, milk is black.
2. if you mix full fat milk with regular coca-cola, the glucose and the acidic caseins react with each other and you die.
― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)
and for that reason latin, i was a little concerned when bilk was invented. if coca cola and milk = death, then beer and milk can't do much better?!?!?!?!?
― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)
I once had ice cream and coke mixed together. Should i be dead by now? Maybe i AM the messiah
― Space Cakes (Space Cakes), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)
bilk is the drink of kings, when I was in Chamonix I met someone from Hitchin, and he said to me, arent you friends with that nutter that invented bilk, and so I had to explain I was the nutter.
ooops, they were all drinking it by the end of the season. Well some of them tried it anyway.
― sates, Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)
three months pass...