Why are my employers making me work?

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Help I am actually being worked I may have to quit Workshy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:02 (nineteen years ago)

do not do work, do not pass go, do not collect your salary, go straight to jail.

― satan, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

how to survive on workshy -

open outlook express, open workshy, minimise the workshy window so it fits in the preview pane of your outlook express. now it just looks like you're reading an hilarious email!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

They obviously do not understand the nature of your employment.
The best thing to do is keenly complete the bits that generate more work for those above you in super quick time, this usually stops them in their tracks as they will then have to work harder in order to maintain previous perceived level of efficiency. No one wants to work harder. Unless they are mad or newly employed. Or heavens forbid doing a job they enjoy. (if that reallly ever happens)

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

HOHOHO GREEN GIANT I LIKE GREENS

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

oooh its itching

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

The outlook thing is brilliant!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

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