What's harder - Midgets or Badgers?

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Something I often ponder over - if a fight were to be arranged between midgets and badgers, where would your money be? Obviously the midgets would have to be unarmed, although it would be acceptable if they were to fashion some kind of shank from perhaps an old thigh bone or a small branch.

Also, would numbers factor into this, ie, would the avantage change sides if there were different numbers of midgets vs badgers, even if the sides were equally numbered?

― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

midgets are no match for dachs's!

― satan, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

BADGERS THEY LOVE TO FIGHT!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

badgers, obivously.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

Badgers win NO CONTEST

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

shut up you bunch of no hoping mo-fo's, everyone knows midgets have an array of magical powers, and that they can withstand a much higher level of pain than normal humans can.

MIDGETS RULE OVER BADGERS!!!

― Matthew Dicks (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, like 'Mini Me' from Austin Powers or those little midget dudes that wrestled in WWF years ago, such as Doink the clowns sidekick Dink. They were some hardcore midgets that probably f***ed badgers for breakfast!

― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

...and the Leprachaun!

― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

exactly, and that one from jackass, who was clearly the most hard of the bunch, and also blessed with greater brain power which stopped him from doing anything ultra-stupid!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

Does Val Kilmer count as a weapon/magic power though?

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

val kilmer before he played batman, yes

after he did batman, no.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

why does val kilmer have a girls name?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

when i was a kid i used to think that he was a girl who'd just chosen to be a man and had the old 'chop-chop'.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

So does anyone seriously think that these two bad boys couldn't take on a couple of Badgers? If so, you're WRONG!

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:zUz0oWS2xaGb-M:www.sportsway.gr/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/funnysports000/nr_midget_basketball.jpg

― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

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