Has anyone else had images of the Messiah appear before them?

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On Good Friday, all in time for the Easter weekend, an Image of the Christ appeared on my windscreen, sculted from the very excrement of one of gods flying creatures (possible even an angel, I'm not sure).

I see this image as that of our lord and saviour, although many disagree (clearly infidels), but I thought I'd share this with the world and see if any of you may be touched, as I was when he came unto me.

The beauty of this miracle, which is easily 'right up there' with the Turin Shroud and that Ohm they found in a tomato, is that in the background of his image is a bright white light, that 'kind of' forms a cross.

Anyway, you decide, and I hope this changes your lives, like it changed mine.

Hallelujah...!

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― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

THATS JUST RUBBISH

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

shut up smash, its clearly a message from christ, you can see his bloody face, and if we could only work out whats he's saying then maybe we could have the answer to world poverty, or war, or why the hart isn't quite the same as it used to be!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

I CAN'T SEE JESUS'S FUCKING BLOODY FACE!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DARE YOU MR CLOCK!! GRRRR

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

Bet if I said it was Yorkshire Ripper, Peter F***ing Sutcliffe you'd all see it...!

― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

it looks a bit like batman

― sates, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

well i hope that you'll all be satisfied when me and twisted thinka are up in heaven smoking it up with peter, john, and the lord himself, simply cos we recognised his (admittedly) mangled face, and all you did was doubt!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

JESUS IS UGLY!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

Lay off the Lord!
That's not a halo, it's bad eighties hair. But undeniably Jesus under it nevertheless.
How motorbike accident compelling was the BBCs Passion with Morrissey songs in mankchester on friday night? The last straw for my viewing party was the use of love will tear us apart again. All present wanted to stick around in case of Killing in the name of, but sadly our ears and brains were bleeding too hard by that stage.
Halleluja.

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

I SEE IT!!! I SEE THE FUCKING LIGHT!!! OOOHHHH YEAH I FEEL THE THROBING COCK OF CHRIST RISING UP WITHIN ME

FUCK ISLAM

― Lord Mungo, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

All present wanted to stick around in case of Killing in the name of, but sadly our ears and brains were bleeding too hard by that stage.

Hold on, RATM were Mancs?!!

(HI CRUMP!)

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fstdt.com/

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

Gotta love the rage! "F*** you I won't do what you tell me......motherf*cker"

Yeah!

― Twisted Thinka, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

i think it was more about the lord than an mancunian tune show case. tho who knows.

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

what other songs did they play? Did they play "Panic" by the Smiths during the crucifixion?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

we couldn't watch anymore after the virgin mary started singing didn't you know that you're my hero.
besides there was an rerun of a nevermindthebuzzcocks that we'd all seen on the other channel.

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

hey you know that other tv you've got that's strapped to the wall and only works in the daytime and it's a bit quieter than your real tv? i heard that's called outdoors and it's supposed to be dead good but i never really got into it. might try it one day.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

nah it's shit dont bother, plus gays live outside.

― satan, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

normally it's me and the telly with the partitions that contain the little paper teles. but had spent the previous evening drowning my synapses in gin and wine and so much food i felt like a snake that had eaten a goat, and that is the state wot my compadres were in. so the shiny box with the unchallenging stuff was about all i could cope with.
see, see what you did there
hit a nerve
the shame of watching tele!
anyway sunday was outdoor tele and gay day. and very jolly it were too.

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Why was Jesus a lord and not say a duke or a baron or something? What about military titles like Admiral? You'd think he'd be at least some kind of Bishop, but a Lord?

Our Wing Commander who art in heaven...

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 20 April 2006 08:47 (nineteen years ago)

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